Ok, so the formula for this is simple and I can see it wearing thin. Obama = something new, modern, slick. Biden = Something functional. McCain something old and clunky. Palin = a toy version of the above.
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> I though the libel left was FOR womens rights.
> I though the Right were the Chauvinistic name calling women haters…
This is NOT at all about McCain’s chosen VP being a woman.
This IS about McCain’s choice for VP being a blithering idiot.
If you’re delusional to think that Palin is the best or most qualified person that McCain could have chosen then fine. Have a nice day.
But if you take a moment to think about it, actually listen to what this VP candidate has said over the course of the last 5 weeks then you might come to understand why I’m more than happy to lob insults at McCain and his party. Christ, did you see the crap they were pumping out today?
Okay, so you think Obama is best next thing to slided bread. But you are really freaky and ignorant if you think Obama is a technologically savy person. Is that what is your point? Because I don’t think any of the four are more than a toy phone, because none of them know beans about a computer or anything computer related. They all four have to have their hands held through anything simple.
I would bet Obama would be clueless to reformat a hard drive, or try to find drivers for programs that won’t work etc.
So if everybody knows none of them are computer savy, then your boringly repetitive point is that this is just a personal like meter of how much you like each one.
Some other guy out their will reverse the list putting Palin on top because she is pretty. So what?
Leave it alone John. Its getting very old very fast.
#34 – David
>>Okay, so you think Obama is best next
>>thing to slided bread.
It’s incontrovertible. Obama IS the best thing since slided bread.
I’ve never sampled slided bread. Actually, I’ve never even seen any slided bread.
Let it wear thin — whatever gets the message out.
#37 – hhopper
Neither have I, but if you google “slided bread”, there are 648 hits:
http://tinyurl.com/4mqc3m
This must by why Paddy O’Furniture prefers google to Wiki-whatever. You won’t find out about slided bread there.
McCain/Palin can’t win the debates, so now they turn to Plan B.
Damn, slided bread must be the worlds number one typo!
#41 – hhopper
I believe mixing up there and their is more common.
I like these, let’s see more of them.
#42 – Jäg
That’s a grammar screw-up, not a typo… and you left out ‘they’re.’
Sarah Palin’s voice is like that annoying sound which comes out of you phone when you forget to hang it up.
Wearing thin is an understatement. After about 5 times with the same thing it get old. Even my 4 year old would have been tired of these jokes by now and moved on.
Nice to see dvorak.org is so married to Obama. Maybe he’ll come up with another one of these bail outs, that turned out to be a winner. Neither of them leaves us much hope, they are both shallow politicians that want power and will screw over anyone to get it.
#46 – Smitty
>>Neither of them leaves us much hope, they are
>>both shallow politicians that want power and
>>will screw over anyone to get it.
I guess that means you’ll be voting for Cynthia McKinney, the third party candidate?
Or will you be sticking your head in the sand and letting the rest of us make your decision for you?
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