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If candidates were aircraft:
Obama = Starship Enterprise
Biden = F18 fighter
McCain= Crashed P51 fighter
Palin = Broken 25 cent balsa wood glider.
If candidates were muppets:
Obama = Kermit
Biden = Sam the Eagle
McCain= Astoria
Palin = Janice
I’ll send the JPG…..
Obama’s a Prius, a joke car.
McCain == Ford Edsel
If candidates were insects:
Obama = Butterfly Chrysalis
Nobody knows what it will look like for sure, but it will be pretty, won’t it?
Biden = Cicada
Buries itself in the Senate and runs for President every 17 years
McCain = Cockroach
Has survived real wars, but many don’t want him to get in their white house
Palin = Ladybug
And its bad luck to squash a ladybug
Muppets:
Palin = Miss Piggy
I think Palin would be a VW convertible. Cute, but not very practical.
Yah…Obama would definitely be a hybrid vehicle or electric!
Thanks John for the post and credit.
Austin Clark
TheRealAustin.net
Just look at the colors, you have choice between:
white = surrender
red = communism
black = grief
ready to for the 3rd party option ?
you mean the joke isnt on obama this time? it is a foriegn brand car….
palin should have been a snowmobile, works good in alaska untill the global warming sets in……
Hey…2009 Farmer’s Almanac sez we’re on a global COOLING trend…authored by Weather Channel dude…based on scientific fact…fascinating piece.
#8
Yep, an electric car that poops out about 150 miles from nowhere.
>>It would also be interesting for someone to
>>approach this from the opposite direction
>>where Obama is the butt of the joke.
That’s a harder task, as the Obama/ Biden ticket is not a laughingstock, unlike McBush/ Palin.
Obama = Electric car, people say its the wave of the future, but ignore its obvious flaws.
Biden = Yugo, great gas milage, but major design flaws, and the back window keeps falling out.
McCain = Hummer, no one seems to like it, yet it always gets you from point a to point b, even if it is a sort of brute force approach.
Palen = Smart Car, Looks cute, and makes a statement when you are seen, but you don’t want to get hit in one since your libel to be killed.
I think that Obama would have a picture of some futuristic flying car that would symbolize pie-in-the-sky ideals.
Palin would have a picture of a toaster or some non-automobile thing to symbolize her inability to stay on the format subject.
Obama – Camel
Biden – Bleating Donkey
McCain – Dead horse
Palin – Cute pony
Obama: A Wormhole through space
Biden: 1970 Chevy Nova in desperate need of a muffler replacement and tune up.
McCain: A horse and buggy
Palin: A snow machine with a license plate that says she brakes for Soccer Balls.
Ha! I love this joke series John. I want it to continue until we see who wins the election in the end. Right now, its really hilarious to see posts like these.
THIS is Palin’s car:
And this is Obama’s:
BMW M3 = Performance, Power, Safe, Luxury and Reliability.
Chevelle = Simple Straigh-line power, Loud, a Classic.
Model T = Antique
Powerwheels = Hummm…Good with kids??
What if each were a pathogen?
How would you rate them if each were an element?
What if each candidate were a farm animal?
What about seeing them as shoes?
As trees?
As types of sentences?
As different types of clouds?
As pointless blog articles?
The one about insects was amusing, and the most sage.
haha #21. obama can’t afford that
McCain – Just an old fart.
Palin – A fart that is loud and obnoxious. However, after a few minutes without the stink hitting you, you realize it had no real substance.
Obama – A really good fart. It makes you feel relieved and refreshed.
Biden – A followup to the Obama Fart. This is where you realize you left a lump in your pants during the Obama fart.
(meh.)
I really like the picture of Obama as the BMW. Makes me think, “wow, I want that but I know I can’t really afford it.”
Obama is a BMW? So what you are saying is he is overpriced, and really expensive to maintain?
#29
…And apparently not made in the US.