Since McCain admitted earlier this year he is less than conversant with the Interwebitubes and those funny boxes they call ‘computers’, perhaps his should be DOS. Or CP/M?




  1. jbellies says:

    McCain = Microsoft Bob

  2. admfubar says:

    all of them are windows of some sort, infected with lobbiest virus……..

  3. QB says:

    James Hill, you lost me buddy. Angry women hating liberal gay men coming out of the closet? Is that right? Or is it angry liberal hating gay women who haven’t been in the closet?

    Can you clarify?

  4. Pierre B says:

    McCain should be Windows ME.

  5. OvenMaster says:

    #6,8,11: you guys are too advanced. Think smoke signals.

  6. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz says:

    I’m offended that Obama is compared to Communist/NAZI OS. WTF!!!

    Should be like a linux or a mainframe

  7. #35 – Cubie

    >>Can you clarify?

    James Hill does not clarify. Consider yourself lucky that he deigns to speak in your presence. I’m sure he notes your worship.

  8. tdkyo says:

    Giving McCain Vista is overly generous, to the Senator.

  9. Thomas says:

    So, if Obama is OSX that means only 10% of population considers him desirable? If McCain is Vista that means he’s a newer, more capable version of Biden?

  10. zancudocom says:

    For McCain, what about “Bob”?

  11. wumpus says:

    Of course Obama will get OSX, haven’t all you heard how amazing OSX is? It slices, dices, and you even accepts your confessions — just ask his most holiness the majestic Steve Jobs.
    Here is my wack at this tech metaphor:

    Obama: TurboGrafx 16 — no matter how much the marketers say its 16 bit, you know it sucks like 8 bit.

    McCain: Strike Commander on a 286 — cool flight simulator on antiquated hardware that will never work.

    Biden: handheld Coleco football game with broken buttons… you can only go left.

    Palin: Vectrex with no games — expensive shiny machine with controller attached by short cord, just shows power on screen and nothing else… did I mention the cord is short?

    …SLEEP…

  12. noe_braner says:

    I guess Ron Paul would be Linux.
    Grassroots effort, die-hard supporters, and a dissatisfaction with the two major choices.


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