Since McCain admitted earlier this year he is less than conversant with the Interwebitubes and those funny boxes they call ‘computers’, perhaps his should be DOS. Or CP/M?
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Very funny graphic, Uncle Dave. Must twitter this…
Ok you need to switch the “cow says moo” to McCain and the Palin should get the Windows 95. It has a nice slick new interface but really can’t do much.
Funny, but I think the Speak-N-Say should be a Speak-N-Step-Around-Having-To-Say.
I would have given McCain a pencil and some paper. And a whole lot of erasers for the flip flops.
How about the UCSD p-System for McCain?
Obama is Mac OS XII — the new, secret version that Apple won’t talk about until January 2009.
McCain is a telegraph machine.
Biden is Windows 3.0 – why change now?
Palin is a Chinese knock-off of an iPhone.
Obama is OS X? WTF?
All of my Nigerian 419 emails come from Windows 98 … slick sounding, too good to be true and in the end, just looking to get in my wallet.
McCain, think abbacus. With a couple counters missing.
these are more cartoon characters than os’s per se… but this would be along the computing lines
for obama, i’d say the Linux penguin
for Mccain, I was thinking Uniblab from the jetsons
for biden, i was thinking more along the lines of the computer from the 80’s star trek movies
and for palin, i was thinking maybe six of nine from tripping the rift
Biden’s should have been a chia pet.
Obama – He shouldn’t be a computer all. He should be an IBM System 390 terminal. He can’t do anything without his advisers.
McCain – Abacus.
Biden – Windows (any version) running on a PC Clone. He’s a wannabe.
Palin – Vista – very nice looking but not much different than those who came before her.
Biden can have any of these OS’s as long as they do “copy and paste”
As a Windows Vista user I am deeply offended
Ha Ha. Very good graphic and right on the money.
Good job. Cracked me up.
#2 – I agree with you. Very funny but might need an update.
I’d swap McCain and Biden around
McCain Windows 2000 – no change from the last 8 years, incompatible with newer hardware and software.
Biden Windows Vista – Loves DRM and heavily endorsed by RIAA and MPAA
Who’s Linux? Bush Jr.?
#10 got it right
Obama = Nintendo NES (Game Only System)
McCain = ENIVAC (Archaic Workhorse)
Biden = TRS-80 (Archaic Crap, Tape Deck Data)
Palin = Macbook Air (Slick, good looking, useless)
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#16 “Who’s Linux?” Ralph Nader…
#21 “Who’s Linux?” Ralph Nader…”
No, Nader is a program, extremely subject to GIGO.
If you’re saying McCain and Palin are the choice of the vast majority of voters, yeah, I’ll go along with that.
Personally, I don’t think any of the candidates this year deserve to represent Mac OS X, the most advanced operating system in the world. Obama’s face next to it is a disgrace and McCain’s face within a 5 mile radius of it is even more of a disgrace.
#21 “Who’s Linux?” Ralph Nader…”
Nah, he’s gnu.
Biden has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down.
Thats ultra funny. Thanks alot. Its been quite a while we havent seen any funny stuff here. All depressing stuff. This one was good.
If you mean McCain and Palin are the right choice for the vast majority, then yes, this is perfectly accurate. Well done!
Nah !!! McCain’s ‘Puter is an ABACUS !!! And his Cell Phone is a HOLLOW LOG DRUM !!!
Shouldn’t Palin be Windows ME?
J/P=?
Angry liberals really do hate women. Looks like some of you are coming out of the closet.
Guess that makes you all Vista users.