Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown, Ohio, authorities.
Wall sentenced Allen to 30 days in jail for her oddball escapade.
She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local “haunted trail” theme park. While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled into the streets – blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.
Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops said.
Coppers had to take 2 pictures to get the whole effect.
cripes!!!
What side do you milk a cow from?
The udder side.
Wonder what the PUNishment will be?
I was wondering how long it would take for this to end up on DU.
This is hilarious!
Now I’ve herd of everything. I hope they prod her int the right direction. I’m gonna milk this for all it’s worth. How now brown cow?
Alright, that’s enough.
sorry.
[Cripes! – ed.]
I’m surprised no one has said it yet. She must have had “mad cow disease”
someone was listening to the Howard Stern show, wanting to one up Artie Lange’s escapades in a pig outfit
HOLY COW THAT’S A SCARY DUDE
Lol furries.
Not a very good-looking cow but nice set!