Coconut Retriever

ISLAMORADA, Fla. – A man has saved his pet dog from a shark attack by jumping into the water and punching the fish in the neck.

Greg LeNoir and his rat terrier Jake were swimming at a Florida Keys marina when the attack happened. The 53-year-old carpenter said: “I saw a big, dark green shape, which I realised was a big shark’s head. It zoomed up from under Jake. “Jake screamed – a death scream – and it sucked him under. I dove straight down like a battering ram, and I drove my fist under the water into the shark. “And it pushed him down – it felt like concrete on my hand.”

The shark’s teeth punctured Jake’s skin and some muscle on the dog’s abdomen, chest and back. Jake also suffered lacerations on his right side and front left leg. The incident happened on Friday afternoon when Mr LeNoir took Jake to the Worldwide Sportsman’s Bayside Marina pier in Islamorada, Florida for the dog’s daily swim. Mr LeNoir said he was terrified when he saw the shark, but his only thought was saving Jake, who he described as a fast and fearless swimmer, often retrieving jellyfish and coconuts..

“Jake is such a big part of mine and my wife’s life – we don’t have children,” he said. “This is what she considers the closest thing to a child. And I couldn’t abandon him.” Mr LeNoir’s brother, Phillip, told the Miami Herald: “Jake’s doing great. And I still can’t believe my brother jumped in the water and punched a shark.”

I love a happy ending.




  1. Mac Guy says:

    shark = pwn3d!!!1!

  2. moondawg says:

    could someone post up a diagram of a shark…. with an arrow pointing at the “neck?”

    thanks.

    And also, he looks like a yippie little dog and I wish the shark had finished him off.

  3. GigG says:

    Why do I think that this headline is later going to read, “Shark bites dog, dog owner dives in, kicks sharks ass, saves dog, gets sued by animal rights group”?

  4. McCullough says:

    #2. The sharks neck is about 3 feet from it’s ass.

  5. billabong says:

    I own 2 rat terriers and yes they are very vocal.Thats why I have them.Bad guys don’t usually break into to a house with 2 yapping dogs.

  6. moondawg says:

    Thanks #4!

    Hey, wait a minute where’s his …. ah, nevermind.

  7. Why do you think that, G? Probably because youre an unhealthy dweeb who has been conditioned to hate vegetarians? I suppose youre quite delighted with the corporate Congress deeming animal rights group membership a terrorist act, per the wishes of their uber-rich paymasters?

  8. hhopper says:

    I thought you were supposed to punch a shark in the snout.

  9. deowll says:

    Happy ending nothing! How would you like to get beat up and your lunch stolen?

    Some may be happy but not everybody.

  10. Steve says:

    #7 Get a sense of humor please. I was a vegetarian for fifteen minutes one day. Now I just eat real early. Thanx MM.


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