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  1. Uns4ne says:

    I’m in.

  2. Improbus says:

    Yeah, that is pretty lame. Lamer than real politicians.

  3. Proud Alien says:

    I don’t believe John and I are on the same political page. I like your column and I love the blog, but I’ll stick with Obama.

  4. Buzz says:

    At last. A fresh of breath air.

  5. Thomas says:

    Not believable . . . Voting for either “John” would be a poor choice.

  6. npirzkal says:

    While I think Dvorak is entertaining, I am pretty sure that he is McCain’s evil twin… so I’ll stick with Obama. I am not sure that Obama is up to the job, but I am pretty sure that McCain & Co. are not.

  7. eyeofthetiger says:

    I thought the 80 yr old’s with tramp stamps had the Obama vote. Somebody has been campaigning in the retirement home circuit.

  8. Breetai says:

    As long as you promise to rule with fury I’m in.

  9. Higghawker says:

    Finally, something we can laugh about in this election!

  10. J says:

    He has my vote becuase he has bigger boobs than Palin. lol 😛

  11. Balbas says:

    We have a face, a voice, a name, and piles of commentaries over the years — but who is this Dvorak, really?

  12. badtimes says:

    The important thing is- can you see Russia from your front door, John?

  13. Arous says:

    I would support the candidate in question, except for his checkered past!

  14. David says:

    Dvorak/Curry 08! Now that’s a ticket I could finally get behind.

  15. Peanut Butter and Jam says:

    I’d vote for you John…. but what is this about old John C being a ‘virtual unknown’ … I thought everyone in American knew him? 😀

  16. M0les says:

    Awesome! They need to redo the bus ad, the text “moonwalks” accross it bit (suspect fisheye problms).

    I believe the appropriate Intarweb response is “OMG, Fake!”

  17. clone4crw says:

    who’s gonna be your vp?

  18. GaryInMiami says:

    >>I thought everyone in American knew him?

    That’s probably what John thinks. 🙂

  19. Strad says:

    Fake

  20. derspankster says:

    Where you been? I’ve had one of these running on my site for a month. Of course, with me as the candidate.

  21. Peanut Butter and Jam says:

    derspankerster: Look, either you are with Dvorak/Curry ’08 or against them…. stop trying to mussel in on old John C’s presidency.

    ;-D

  22. Michael Cuthbertson says:

    Neat gag!
    I’m going to have fun with this!

  23. Paul says:

    Got my vote. It can’t be any worse than the other two. Also, I look forward to hearing the blog plugs during the state of the union speeches. It should make for great fun.

  24. dvdchris says:

    He couldn’t be any worse than the other two, and would probably be better then either one.


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