We’ve written previously about what conservatives think about Palin when they think no one is listening. But conservative columnist Kathleen Parker is a little more open about it. Her message is clear: Sarah Palin must go!

Kathleen Parker – National Review – September 26, 2008:

Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League.

No one hates saying that more than I do. Like so many women, I’ve been pulling for Palin, wishing her the best, hoping she will perform brilliantly. I’ve also noticed that I watch her interviews with the held breath of an anxious parent, my finger poised over the mute button in case it gets too painful. Unfortunately, it often does. My cringe reflex is exhausted.

Palin filibusters. She repeats words, filling space with deadwood. Cut the verbiage and there’s not much content there. Here’s but one example of many from her interview with Hannity: “Well, there is a danger in allowing some obsessive partisanship to get into the issue that we’re talking about today. And that’s something that John McCain, too, his track record, proving that he can work both sides of the aisle, he can surpass the partisanship that must be surpassed to deal with an issue like this.”
[…]
If Palin were a man, we’d all be guffawing, just as we do every time Joe Biden tickles the back of his throat with his toes. But because she’s a woman — and the first ever on a Republican presidential ticket — we are reluctant to say what is painfully true.
[…]
Only Palin can save McCain, her party, and the country she loves. She can bow out for personal reasons, perhaps because she wants to spend more time with her newborn. No one would criticize a mother who puts her family first.

Do it for your country.




  1. #28 – Jägermeister

    Holy shit. I missed the actual Katie Couric interview that night… I didn’t know exactly how close Tina Fey’s rambling monologue to what Palin actually said. She just jabbered out a bunch of disconnected Republican talking points in random order.

    Holy shit.

    NOW I’m scared!!

  2. mthrnite says:

    Yeah Jäger.. I’ve heard that one a few dozen times. That’s what I’m talking about though… Sometimes I think I’ve “vetted” her more than McCain has. I’ve been over every instance I could find with her, and I’d love to give her the benefit of the doubt, but I keep coming back to those 3 interviews, the RNC speech, and a bunch of mess from “way back then” from some rinky-dink little local news shows. Maybe she is just smoke and mirrors, but I’d like to know for sure why the hell every republican (almost) and several democrats were initially saying that she was a great choice and someone to strike fear in the hearts of the democratic party. Is there really no “there” there? Are republicans REALLY scared to let her talk off the cuff? I say put her in front of Whoopie and Barb and let’s find out.

  3. To Mean To Be Named says:

    #26 Brian, you are just as retarded as Palin’s latest baby.

  4. Geoffrey says:

    Evi-ta
    Evi-ta
    Evi-ta

    Remember how people absolutely loved her in Argentina?

    Evita was the face of her husband’s tyranny.

    Lots of people love Palin and all they can base it on is her pictures because she has never spoken and she was known to just 2% of the US population until McCain named her. So for what possible reason do the much greater than 2% of Americans love Palin today?

    Best luck with that.

    Evi-ta
    Evi-ta
    Evi-ta

  5. #26 – Brian

    >>And she has a clear message that
    >>she sticks to.

    Haw! HAW!! Are you trying for a career in stand-up comedy?

    I hope so.

    If you really think the rambling, disconnected gibberish she spouts off during interviews is some kind of “message” (clear or otherwise) you’re either too dumb to be allowed to vote, or you speak in (and understand) tongues.

    At least Tina Fey’s answers, I understood. They were dopey and sarcastic, but they made sense, in a nonsensical way.

    It looked like Palin was reading off of Powerpoint slides that had gotten all jumbled up.

    Whew!

  6. mthrnite says:

    Sorry Mister Mustard, missed your post (#29) while I was rambling on. So I’ll ramble on some more… Yeah, the Couric interview, she wasn’t really allowed to get pissed, and get all pitbully or whatever. If she’s really as tough as I’ve been led to believe, I wanna see her slap the crap out of Joy Behar. If she can’t handle Behar, Putin could own her backin’ up, y’know? Any sensible republicans (#26 doesn’t count) wanna relieve my worries? McCain might just be our next president after all. Meh, sorry guys, I’m prolly just beatin’ a dead horse here, just concerned is all.

    oh, and Geoffrey, thanks a lot for getting “don’t cry for me argentinaaaa” all stuck up in my head… dammit, now every time I see Palin…

  7. KevinL says:

    Mr. Musturd and others,

    What makes you think McCain will die in the next 4 years? Statistically, he has a better chance of surviving the next 4 years than Obama does.

  8. #36 – Kev

    >>What makes you think McCain will die in the
    >>next 4 years?

    Well, he’s old, he’s had four surgeries for cancer, he’s got PTSD…. oh, did I mention that he’s old?

    >>Statistically, he has a better chance of
    >>surviving the next 4 years than Obama does.

    wtf? Is this one of those cases where “statistics don’t lie, but liars use statistics”?

    What statistics, exactly, are you referring to? Or did you just make that up?

  9. #35 – mth

    >>Yeah, the Couric interview, she wasn’t really
    >>allowed to get pissed, and get all pitbully or
    >>whatever.

    “Wasn’t allowed”? Who made up that rule?

    In any case, there was no need to get pitbully. Katie Couric was lobbing her softball questions that any junior high civics student or debate team member should have been able to answer. She just didn’t know the answer.

    So, what? Whenever an interviewer asks her a question she doesn’t know the answer to, she bitch-slaps them into submission?

    That ought to make her popular with the press.

  10. MikeN says:

    I think he’s going off the idea that Obama is black and a smoker.

    Plus McCain has released his health records while Obama has released one page.

  11. JimD says:

    Well, you have to DISTINGUISH AMONST YOUR “CONSERVATIVES” !!! See, there are the Repuke “Fiscal Conservatives” (Ordinary LIARS) who managed to MAKE THE NATIONAL DEBT ZOOM (http://zfacts.com/metaPage/lib/National-Debt-GDP.gif) – SEE THE RED PORTIONS OF THE GRAPH !!! Then there are the EXTREME RIGHT-WING WHACKO NUT-JOB FUNDIE “Repuke Conservatives” who want to put PRAYER BACK IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS SO THEY CAN ***DICTATE WHAT PRAYERS YOUR CHILD SHOULD RECITE !!!

    So some distinctions amongst “Conservatives” is called for !!!


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