You know he has a terrific wife – when she realizes the whole episode has been recorded and laughs.
Riccardo Patrese testing his marriage to the limit – in a Type R Honda
By Eideard Thursday September 18, 2008
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I don’t know what she was saying, but I think I got the message anyway…
As soon as we exited the car, my wife would have been kicking me in the shins.
I wish there was a translated version!!!
I think the hand signals make everything clear.
I don’t what is funnier, the fact that she didn’t stop talking the whole time or the fact that the only word I clearly understood was “vomito” …..
it was a set up… the where clearly on a race track… funny, yet kinda dumb too.
Jerez. And still funny if you don’t have a cardboard brain.
There’s a longer version around, too.
asperante, of course it was on a track! That is the point.. taking your spouse on a track..
I wish I could get my girl in my car when I am on the track. I do not think that she would like it much and might react in a very similar manner.
What impresses me is how Ricardo just smiles and ignores her jumping up and down on her seat. The hard part in all of this is to concentrate and someone like her yelling next to you could be a *bit* distracting 🙂
kinda like being on a roller coaster for her. I bet they went someplace private afterward and had a GREAT time. Nothing like a little adrenalin in the system to turn a lady on. She kinda sounds like a sceamer too.
I think I kinda picked out “slow down, SLOW DOWN” in the middle there.
It was kinda funny how she never stopped running her trap. I wonder if her mouth flaps like that ALL the time, or just when she is nervous.
Don
Wow.. she can swear like a sailor! She spoke just about every bad Spanish word I know.
#10
She was speaking and cursing in Italian. She spoke a few more than I know.
She loved every second of it! Never listen to your lady screaming while you’re driving – IF you know what you’re doing. Remember, Ricardo is a professional!
OmiGAWD!! I LOVE her. That’s a lucky dude.
Hey !!! That was just like me whenever my ma-in-law would drive. I don’t ride with her anymore. Not since the accident. I used to tell everyone that if they don’t like the way she drove, they should stay off of the sidewalk. Now I just don’t talk about it.
Her nips get hard. She is great.
Her body language says the marriage won’t last, nothing to do with the drive.
She sure can talk up a storm. I particularly like the part where she yelled “va fanculo”, coupled with the international symbol of “f*ck you”.
I wonder why her left armpit is itchy though. Some sort of infestation, perhaps?
You could dub that audio track onto sex scene and it would fit perfectly.
What’s great is the whole time he looks like he’s just driving the market. She’s freaking and he’s just tooling along. I realize the ride was nothing for him, but the contrast it great.
his name is misspelled: RiCCardo, 2 Cs
Nice tits!
Her nipples got harder on the turns.
#15 and #22 – thank goodness you said that first. I was watching those babies bounce and the nips getting hard and thought I was crazy.
Did you see the study on different cars making chicks hot? – I think it’s here. They put them in different cars and measured the testosterone increase (a sign of arousal) – Sports cars definitely do something for babes. Need to trade in the Geo… FWIW the sound of a Maserati got the gold. Perhaps Lehman will give me a second mortgage!
Dr. Joe