1. John Paradox says:

    “Why am I suddenly hungry for tacos?”

    J/P=?

  2. adogg4629 says:

    Quick boys, lower the ladder so we can ‘scape!

  3. Mr. Fusion says:

    #28, uth,

    Get a life moran.

    *

    A leprechaun sitting on his pot of gold under the rainbow.

  4. Mr. Fusion says:

    He changed his name from Will Knot to Beaver Knot.

  5. Lemonparty says:

    Do dragons exist?

    Lets find out.

  6. Lukaross says:

    I don’t remember eating that!

  7. Jägermeister says:

    #1 job in the world – Pussy inspector.

  8. alvin777 says:

    I am Collosus, of Rhodes.

  9. Digby says:

    Beauty and the beast.

  10. Rick Cain says:

    Brigitte Neilsen’s date was unexpectedly height-challenged.

  11. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    “My God, I didn’t even feel my water break!”

  12. NotMe says:

    Woman pregnant for 51 years, finally gives birth.

  13. Nitroneo says:

    Dang, can ya dim the lights out here, it was dark as hell up in there!

  14. Jopa says:

    “Lucky Strike!”

  15. Anonymous says:
  16. rustynailab says:

    I’ll take four more years of bush!!

  17. qsabe says:

    When your nose to nose, your toes is in it.
    When your toes to toes, your nose is in it.

  18. Deutschspracher says:

    And I shall name her…Mini Me!


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