Why spend billions when you can get one for only $9.75? But I suppose one big particle isn’t enough for you. Then try their particle pack.
And btw, we’re not safe yet. Did you read about the hackers trying to break into the LHC’s computers? Imagine them causing the beam to move off axis and slice through the world!
And remember all that brouhaha about the end of the world occurring when the test was done on the LHC last week? Well, that was only a test where they sent particles around the collider in one direction. No collisions until next month at the earliest. THAT’s when the end of the world will happen. The voice under my tin foil hat told me so. And if it doesn’t, just wait until the ILC is built.
Only $9.75, or spend some quality time with your kindergartner and get it done for under a buck.
Could this collider examine what’s inside the smallest particle in existence, the B3 particle?
Dictionary: “B3” –noun Physics.
The smallest of all particles and disobeys the Bose-Einstein statistics: bosons have integral spins: 0, 1, 2, … The B3 or “Bush Brain Boson” is often elusive, highly erratic and has unusual spin when accompanied by the Rove Boson.
Uncle Dave, if ‘the voice under your tin foil hat told you so’, it means its not any good.
I can sell you Certified Tin Foil Hats, you dont hear any voice with them.
For a small price increase I can delivery with Superteflon coat, wich repeals those pesky Higgs Bosons.
A dozen for a buck, deal ? :^)
Just kill yourself now Uncle Dave and put us out of your misery.
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I had some Bose-Einstein speakers but the sound was a little warped…