1. OneMoreTime says:

    One more time – where do we put the lipstick?

  2. ChuckM says:

    Let’s play a little game called “Lets Find Mc Hammer”

  3. Hugh Ripper says:

    “No stone remains unturned as George W Bush searches for Iraq’s WMDs and Osama Bin Laden”

  4. Mark says:

    Wow James, you really are delusional.

  5. MrWhiskeyDick says:

    I can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but i’d rather take the butcher’s word for it…

  6. clone4crw says:

    How illegal immigrants get into the U.S.

  7. Dave W says:

    This job stinks!

  8. Dave W says:

    or

    Take this job and shove it!

  9. Cupid Stunt says:

    StelLAHHHHH!!

  10. jbellies says:

    Après et avant moi, le déluge.

  11. Mongo says:

    You guys never heard the old (Johnny Carson among others) joke?

    Quit this job? WHAT? And LEAVE SHOW BUSINESS?

  12. ECA says:

    What repubs have done to the Nation.
    ————–

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??
    —————

    Speaking of bestiality, THIS is the extreme.
    —————

    NOW COUGH!!

  13. ECA says:

    KY anyone??
    ————
    GREASE ME UP, IM GOING IN..
    ————-
    New cigarette laws make it ALMOST impossible to have a smoke..
    —————-
    Im forever blowing bubble…
    Pretty little bubbles in the air..
    —————–
    NEW way to get HIGH has zoo keepers looking for Diapers…
    ——————
    BEST ACCOUTICS in the world…say AWWwwww..

  14. Duffy says:

    “Hey, Charlie, there’s a VW in here…umm..some luggage…I’ll bet she sat on this thing.”

  15. chuck says:

    McCain closely examines Bush doctrine.

    or

    Obama gets valuable experience from Biden.

  16. chuck says:

    Paris Hilton shows Richard Gere how it’s done.

  17. Lou says:

    Rude gig !

  18. ECA says:

    ARE THE EARS FLAPPING YET??
    I pushed the button, it should be Flying..
    =========================
    !#@$@#$@#%@ I lost my MASK..
    =========================
    HEY, someone ELSE has been in here..
    =========================
    is it flying yet???

  19. LibertyLover says:

    #39 — Great!

  20. ECA says:

    GAME: DOES IT FLOAT..

  21. Judge Judy says:

    Giving birth to another James Hill!

  22. ECA says:

    They say a Elephant NEVER forgets??
    I hope he gets his drivers lic number..
    ==============================
    Elephant:
    DEEPER DEEPER…

  23. ECA says:

    THIS on a first date??

  24. Ivor Biggun says:

    What a bunch of friggin’ marxists we have on here…

    The correct answer..

    “You think YOUR job is bad??”

  25. ECA says:

    #57
    YES it is/was…THIS guy gets paid ALOT more, and doesnt have to deal with the public.

  26. john says:

    finding just the right VP for mcbush had rove and the RNC look at possibilities that the majority of americans were not aware of …
    but finding that perfect shade of lipstick made john s mcbush look darn presidential .

  27. Plunker says:

    Field-testing the latest version of a full body condom…

  28. admash says:

    “Hey! Hold the trunk up so I can get some light in here!!”

  29. Balbas says:

    “Carlos… CARLOS”

    “Yeah?”

    “Where did you say the pancreas was again?”

  30. hhopper says:

    This is for Angel:

    A reverse Hot Carl!


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