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Naked man walking dog Tasered by Tallahassee police | tallahassee.com | Tallahassee Democrat — I guess this is something you do not hear about every day.
A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands.
An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 2200 block of Hartsfield Road, said Officer David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department. When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.
Found by Dale Huber.
This is the great thing about separation of church and state. The state can ignore what your religion tells you to do and beat the shit out of you if you don’t do what the state says. And in the case of religious fundamentalists, the converse is true as well.
They should have tasered him before he watched the Bruce Willis movie – saving him from 2 hours of pointless suffering.
That’s what a Taser is for… to subdue unruly crazy people.
Ready Bruce and the dogs… WE’RE GOIN’ TO IRAQ!!!
Allah told me that he just did it as a joke. He didn’t really think the guy would watch a Bruce Willis movie. I had to explain to Allah that here on earth, “Die Hard” is a very popular piece of our cinematic and cultural history.
Sometimes Allah just doesn’t get it.
If it were not for the babe in the picture, this would be a non story.
Yeah John screw the story just give us some more pictures of the flamin hottie.
Tasers Suck.
The police say that Allah told them to taser this guy.
#6, #7 — I agree.
Taser this, taser that. Cripes, the police are sooo undertrained, or just damn lazy that they need something else to do their work for them. I’ll bet that the one who tasered this guy was an overweight, big bellied, donut eating cop who can’t even finish a 100 metre run. Stupid idiots.
#6,7 & 9 five minutes in that circus and you could careless what color the carpet is (if there is any:)
Allah is getting himself in a lot of s#@it lately, I hope things work out for him in the future
I’d bury a bone in her backyard.
Jesus told me to call all bitchians, i mean Christians losers. So, There you have it.
Do you think they tasered him in the you-know-whats?
This may be the purest ambivalence I have ever experienced. I don’t dig teh police randomly tasering people, but the Islamm bugs me…
goddam, that redhead is freaking HOT!
This needs to say, “More Whacky News from Florida.”
Gee, I _hardly_ever_ do the things the voices in my head tell me to do.
First mistake, mentioning “Allah”.
All he had to do was mention jesus and ask the cops if they know the saviour and they would have just arrested him the old fashioned way.
Go to local airport and enter the men’s room stall next to the far wall. Have a wide stance while seated and tap foot. Await further instructions…….oh yeah vote McCain/Palin.