It’s always about me, jerkface!

MSN Entertainment – Hot Gossip — What a nightmare a marriage to this vegan-PETA woman must have been. Nobody comes to her defense, it seems, ever. There must be a reason.

Meanwhile, someone who’d probably be hard-pressed to produce a group of girlfriends these days is Heather Mills, whose former publicist and pal is taking delight in pummeling her in the press.

“Heather is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet. She not only misled me, she misled the entire world,” Michele Elyzabeth indelicately informs Britain’s News of the World. “At one stage we were so close I viewed her as the daughter I never had. Today I think of her as the witch I wish I’d never met.”

Part of the rep’s ire comes from the $300,000 she claims the onetime Mrs. Paul McCartney still owes her for services rendered. (They parted ways in July after four years together, with Elyzabeth telling “Extra” at the time that Mills had become an “impossible person.”)

The spokeswoman believes everything comes down to money for Mills, who received nearly $50 million in her monumentally acrimonious divorce from the now happily rebounded music legend.

“She is a gold digger,” she declares. “I’m certain her marriage to Paul was all about the money. … I call her ‘The Black Widow’ now to my friends.”

Funny article about how, as part of her divorce settlement, Paul had to say, if asked, that she was “nice.”




  1. bobbo says:

    I lost a girlfriend once. She was “very nice” and asked me why I didn’t love her. I said she was just “too much.” I sensed on occasion that she didn’t like something but she would never talk about it. I came to the conclusion that she would never argue, never come clean, and one day flip. So, we outgrew each other and she moved on. She later married someone I knew.

    Yep, after 3 wonderful years, she became a psycho bitch when hubby didn’t make enough money to afford her, their kids, and the life style she wanted.

    People can be very hard to figure out if you haven’t figured yourself out first. I know it took me way too long to do it.

  2. Bobbo says:

    Yes, little bobbo, those women you meet in rehab come with issues.

  3. bobbo says:

    Bobbo–I know. You’d think “talking therapy” would work with someone in, or right out of, or who would benefit from==therapy. But it never does. Just like a blog.

  4. hhopper says:

    What was Paul THINKING????

  5. #2

    [Knock off the impersonation. You will be banned. Eds.]

  6. Hhopper…she probably had a unique skill.

  7. edwinrogers says:

    #4. Old guys get lonely, even Paul McCartney. I guess, she paid him attention and fed his vanity. Once he let her into his life, she clung to him like, a, clinging thing.

  8. Jägermeister says:

    #6 – JCD – …she probably had a unique skill.

    Such as? [NSFW]

  9. Cap'nKangaro says:

    Maybe she had a leg up on everyone? Ok, sorry, that was cruel but I just couldn’t resist.

  10. Digby says:

    Heather who? Oh yes. Her. Well, I am sure, like every marriage, she was wonderful initially. Then, who knows? People change. God knows I had a terrible experience in marriage. Whatever. Some people feel marriage is necessary to enjoy life. I have no need of that hypothesis any longer. I hope they are both happy, since we all have only a limited time on this planet. Then, we return to dust, and nobody cares any longer about who we loved or who we hated. Sorry. Perhaps I should just get back to bashing Obama’s wife. It is easier. John, I know you’re there. Put up some more infuriating stuff about Obama. Please. Or, at least, insult Palin.

  11. Mister Ketchup says:

    Certainly she had a unique skill, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Remember the movie Alien when that thing was stuck to the guys face? That’s how she clung on him.

  12. Mister Ketchup says:

    #8 – No Jag, that girl has two legs.

  13. Special Ed says:

    She is religious: http://tinyurl.com/5fzc69

  14. Angel H. Wong says:

    Meat eating chicks are more fun.

  15. Jägermeister says:

    #12 – Mister Ketchup

    Sorry about that. I had forgot about that little detail…

  16. Mr. Fusion says:

    #14, Angel,

    You horny bastard !!!

  17. Mr. Fusion says:

    People never finish growing. With Paul and Heather they didn’t grow in the same direction and grew apart. Because Paul is such an icon, he can do no wrong. Therefore it must be the bitch.

  18. Zybch says:

    This all happened back at the arse end of last year. Why is it being brought up again now?

  19. chris says:

    In that picture she looks like Jennifer Aniston, on crack, on the Jerry Springer Show.

    The one leg part might have advantages, though

  20. OvenMaster says:

    Here’s something else: Mills was going to be on Trump’s NBC show, “Celebrity Apprentice”, but she got fired before the show even got off the ground: she had demanded to have a spot in the finals!
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,420702,00.html

  21. Brian says:

    So if she’s a gold digger, what does that make McCartney? An old man who thinks a hot blonde model is into him…for his charm? His wrinkly old body? He’s as much to blame as this bitch.

    So he has to give her tons of money each month as part of a divorce settlement? Serves him right for marrying eye candy.

  22. Mark Derail says:

    Perfect Match — Michael Moore

    He just has to promise her a role in his next movie, that will be free-over-Internet.

  23. GetSmart says:

    Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
    when I’m sixty-four?

  24. Nimby says:

    # 21 Brian said,”Serves him right for marrying eye candy.”

    Actually, I always thought he could have bought himself someone much nicer looking.

  25. Lou says:

    Paul learned a old lesson.
    There is no free pussy.

  26. Mister Ketchup says:

    I’d take her our for a limp.

  27. Jägermeister says:

    #27 – Mister Ketchup

    It must be real good to have her as a partner in a three-legged race…


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