1. Dallas says:

    Applicants line up for McCain’s U S Department of Health and Human Services administrator.

  2. Ivor Biggun says:

    Girl, there’s lots of guys who would make that MUCH easier for you….

  3. Doccolorado says:

    Hillary,

    in her last test to be NoBama’s VP candidate, failing to meet the grade !

  4. Archer says:

    After successfully catching a stream of catchup and mustard, Holly managed a seemingly impossible catch of the hot dog. She speared it with her tongue!

  5. Mrs. Kemp consoles her husband, The Almost Invisible Man, after his recent rejection from the X-Men.

  6. jerry says:

    Women are turning into pigs, just like the men.

  7. The Wrong Guy says:

    Sarah Palin, 16, just before her stunning loss in the annual Alaskan Wiener Balance Competition. First prize was a trip to Washington. Palin says she plans to wear her hair up next year.

  8. MagnusPatris says:

    Mom?!?!

  9. QB says:

    Since Tom Brady is out for the season, single women everywhere have taken up wiener tennis to fill their Sundays.

  10. Jägermeister says:

    Got sauce?

  11. Kelvington says:

    Thinking back on her Ex-Embezzling boyfriend, a weary Anne Hathaway reflects that maybe he wasn’t so bad after all.

    Or…

    Anne Hathaway practices for her upcoming role in Guillermo Del Toro’s retelling of the classic tail, “The Bobbit”.

  12. Brett says:

    This is nasty. Please don’t post such pictures of women making me think less of them and seeing them less as graceful, beautiful, sensual goddesses.

  13. chuck says:

    Bush lied. Some chick catches a hot dog.

  14. laineypie says:

    HAHAHAH ok ok, here’s my quote…

    “And the winner of the Paralympics Wiener Toss is…”!

  15. QB says:

    #14 That was offensive and funny. I acknowledge the Buddha within.

  16. ZCen says:

    The winner of Date My Ex: Clinton Edition.

  17. amodedoma says:

    Hey look, it’s Miss American Pie!

  18. geekboy says:

    Kelly’s dog gets revenge as he forces her to balance a wiener on her nose and await his command before flipping it into her mouth.

  19. Angel H. Wong says:

    Jenna Bush shows the right way to do a Hot Carl.

  20. mthrnite says:

    It’s a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

  21. hhopper says:

    Angel you Horny Bastard!

  22. Buckwheat says:

    Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener….

  23. Rick Cain says:

    After Linda foolishly promised to remain pure and a virgin until married, she had to get sexual relief any way she could in the meantime.

  24. ECA says:

    FOR THOSE OLD ENOUGH….

    I wish I was an Oscar meyer Weiner..
    that is what I would truly Love to be..
    For if I were an Oscar meyer Weiner..
    ALL the girls would be in love with me…

  25. sqlcursor says:

    Reason #42 to finish school

  26. hhopper says:

    Gloria won the big prize for balancing a wiener on her upper lip while pointing at the crowd with her tongue.

  27. Chris Mac says:

    photoshop

  28. darkwolfbc says:

    Fetch Girl Fetch. Good Human.

  29. Angel H. Wong says:

    #21 Hhopper

    YOu know what’s even more disturbing? That someone here (apart from me) actually knows what a Hot Carl is.

  30. hhopper says:

    Har! I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and yes… I was grossed out.


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