So, women who walk sexy have better sex? Loose women walk more loosely? Women who don’t enjoy screwing walk like they’re screwed tightly? Cripes, you could probably find a correlation between orgasmic women and the size of their middle toes if you ask the right questions. I think there might be correlation between boob bounce and male arousal. Can I get a grant?
Gait may be associated with orgasmic ability
A new study found that trained sexologists could infer a woman’s history of vaginal orgasm by observing the way she walks. The study is published in the September 2008 issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicine, the official journal of the International Society for Sexual Medicine and the International Society for the Study of Women’s Sexual Health.
Led by Stuart Brody of the University of the West of Scotland in collaboration with colleagues in Belgium, the study involved 16 female Belgian university students. Subjects completed a questionnaire on their sexual behavior and were then videotaped from a distance while walking in a public place. The videotapes were rated by two professors of sexology and two research assistants trained in the functional-sexological approach to sexology, who were not aware of the women’s orgasmic history.
The results showed that the appropriately trained sexologists were able to correctly infer vaginal orgasm through watching the way the women walked over 80 percent of the time. Further analysis revealed that the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women. “This could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine,” the authors note.
There are several plausible explanations for the results shown by this study. One possibility is that a woman’s anatomical features may predispose her to greater or lesser tendency to experience vaginal orgasm. According to Brody, “Blocked pelvic muscles, which might be associated with psychosexual impairments, could both impair vaginal orgasmic response and gait.” In addition, vaginally orgasmic women may feel more confident about their sexuality, which might be reflected in their gait.
Reminds me of that extra fab sex goddess Jessica Rabbit: “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
Where do I have to go to study shit like that? Belgium! I wonder what kind of scholarship I’d need. If I’d’ve known you could study stuff like this in university I’d’ve worked a lot harder as a kid in school. I’d ace this course on female orgasmic ability – Hell Yeah – MAGNUM CUM LOUDER!
I’m looking for the study that can tell if she is a nagging fucking bitch from hell, then I’d just work the rest of this out. They get so pissed when I tell them, “honey, try not to talk.”
WOW, 16 people were studied. And the correlating factors were a written survey and the opinions of people in a subjective field. Western Universities showing their greatness yet again. No wonder Asian kids kick the hell out of U.S./European Kids in math and science.
Just love weekend edition DU…
I likes to go swimming with bow-legged wimming. I’m Popeye the trained sexologist.
Trained sexologist? Well, I can roll over, beg, and fetch.
It’s not BS that there is a sexual walk women do when they want to attract attention of men. (men have a parallel swagger.)
I wouldn’t know if this ACTUALLY translates to being hot in bed but it probably does correlate with sexual availability.
The Bee Gees:
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
Im a womans man: no time to talk.
J/P=?
I’m using Firefox and the BS meter goes off the scale.
This is actually kind of funny to me. A friend and I were having a discussion about the age of various females walking along the side of the road as we were driving along. He said just look at the way they walk. You can tell… the older ones roll their hips.
He’s right for the most part… look around.
My work firewall went nuts on this. You know some us kill valuable work time to read this. PLEASE give us a NSFW notice
Will you men use any reason to post a blog with graphics like that???
What the fuck?
As someone who graduated from massage therapy school and who has dealt with a lot of professionals in the world (doctors and chiropractors), a person’s gait has nothing to do with how they are in bed.
And #3 as well as the rest of you clueless men, a good indication of how to tell how a woman is going to be (not in the bedroom) is to take a look at their mother. If mother is crazy, a bitch or looks like a leather handbag… that is generally where that woman is headed. It’s like a glimpse into the future! 😉