While watching a commentator on Fox, there were a group of goofballs doing what audiences commonly do nowadays, mug for the camera while talking to someone on a cell phone. You see this at sporting events, boxing matches and now at conventions. In my day we would just mug for the camera by ourselves and without the need to be chatting incessantly. Of course I’m talking about when I was 12 years old too. People are taking longer to mature. While two goofballs were mugging behind this guy at first, a third more gutsy fellow walks past then comes back and sneaks behind him. Cripes, looks like he is about to bugger the guy.

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Why men are not growing up.




  1. Mark says:

    I’m surprised it’s taken so long for someone to point this out. It was annoying during the Democrat convention and even more annoying during the Republican convention. I thought for sure Stewart/Colbert would have covered the common ground that both parties have: Douchebags on cell phones. Worst yet, over the last couple of days I’ve noticed that some guys keep coming back and all their friends.

    “Dude, turn your TV to CNN RIGHT NOW!!! Do you see me? Yeah, three days in a row! WOOOOO! Wolf is totally within spitting distance. That would be hilarious, dude! Can you imagine?”

    Idiots.

  2. Sea Lawyer says:

    MSNBC had one of the female delegates who was doing a somewhat silly Palin impersonation.

  3. Mojo Yugen says:

    Dude! Go check out Dvorak.org/blog. I’m totally on there right now!!! I’m famous!!!!!

  4. Tomas says:

    “Cripes, looks like he is about to bugger the guy.”

    Well, he’s a Repugnican, so of course he was in Bugger Mode.

  5. edwinrogers says:

    There’s your Saturday Night Live material.

  6. Mister Ketchup says:

    Cellholes

  7. MotaMan says:

    where’s the creativity, can’t they at least hold the cell phone up with their middle finger?…

  8. eyeofthetiger says:

    The pictures look quite funny. The opinion shows who are marketed as staple news shows deserve to be poked fun at. This game of circus democracy need more humor. After all we are paying in blood, sweat and tears.

  9. Dallas says:

    Recommend you re-title the Blog to:

    Cellphones on Goofball Convention

  10. MikeN says:

    >Of course I’m talking about when I was 12 years old too. People are taking longer to mature.

    And all the posts on this blog are the picture of maturity.

  11. Mister Ketchup says:

    #11 – Blow me!

  12. The Pirate says:

    This is Bush’s fault. If he had made it a gitmo crime to talk on the cellphone in the background of a news reporting video all our problems would have been avoided.

    Obama will do this and thus baby sit our asses like a proper government should. I am also told that if the prevailing political winds dictate Hillary will have sex with all American citizens. The repubs would never offer such innovative government service. You go girl!

  13. LOL. Yeah we growed up real good.

  14. BigCarbonFoot says:

    Whaddy mean men don’t grow up? Buncha stoopid poopyheads.

  15. Angel H. Wong says:

    #16

    men don’t grow up because they don’t get pregnant.

  16. Improbus says:

    Man, people are stupid. If it wasn’t for the tool makers (geeks) we would all still be hitting each other with sticks and stones and living in caves.

  17. Mr. Fusion says:

    #11, Lyin’ Mike,

    And all the posts on this blog are the picture of maturity.

    If only !!! All it would take is for you and Cow-Paddy to grow up a little and then YES !!! We would have a totally mature blog.

    Oopps, I forgot about pedro.

  18. BigCarbonFoot says:

    #19 – I ain’t growin’ up either and ya can’t make me.

  19. Dan says:

    You’re only young once. But you can be immature forever.

  20. Lou says:

    I’m on Fox and I’m still an Asshole.

  21. John Paradox says:

    Lou said
    I’m on Fox and I’m still an Asshole

    Isn’t that redundant?

    J/P=?

  22. Uncle Patso says:

    I found it ironic that the author featured in the MSNBC link at the bottom of the story is named Kimmel. I wonder if he’s at all related to one of the top encouragers of the immature guy lifestyle. The author is like the anti-Jimmy Kimmel.

  23. amodedoma says:

    Seems like everytime i tune to FNC there’s some knuckle head behind the reporter on the scene. Even in the studio their morning show has windows where people are acting foolish outside the windows. I believe they hire these people to do this. Whether there’s some subliminal message, or they want to give their viewers an impression of accessibility, or exactly what the purpose of this is but I’m sure of it. FNC is one of the most sublimly complex propaganda machines ever constructed and I find it impossible to believe this is accidental.
    Welcome to the Ministry of Truth where wrong thinking is double plus punished.


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