1. Hans says:

    Either I punch you in the face or you become my running mate. Your choice…

  2. iPunch says:

    How’d you like a Hawaiian punch?

  3. Higghawker says:

    Biden???………..You’re making this easy!

  4. Joe says:

    I’m gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
    Mama said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)

  5. Dallas says:

    “Here, pull my finger… oops, that’s not a fart”

  6. eyeofthetiger says:

    Sen. McCain checks to see if Sen. Obama is really part black.

  7. Libertican says:

    Woo Woo… Look What I Can Do! Whack!

  8. Greg says:

    Watch out for the terrorist fist-bump.

  9. McCullough says:

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, you gettin a knuckle sammich ole man, if you be messin with me……

  10. Greg says:

    Here come the terrorist fist-bump!

  11. Rabble Rouser says:

    You said you were going to run a clean campaign. First blood spilled will be your’s, geezer.

    And STOP going for my zipper!

  12. Sai Kai Lee says:

    “Head or gut?”

    SKL

  13. UnaKRon says:

    *McCain giggling*

    Obama: I told you no more tickle fights during senate subcommittee hearings…

    *McCain still giggling*

  14. MoparPower says:

    This is for putting a out a hit on me!

  15. Improbus says:

    Yes we can!

  16. Raff says:

    … So I threw a left cross and knocked his old ass out!!!

    Cause the boyz in the hood are always hard, come talking that trash and we’ll pull your card, nothin in life but to be legit, don’t quote me boy I ain’t said shit.

  17. McCullough says:

    I’m gonna Change your face to something I can believe in!

  18. iMcCain says:

    McCain : you brought a fist to a gun fight?

  19. DrDabbles says:

    …two for flinching!

  20. Mr. Fusion says:

    I’ll show you how we debate on the South Side.

  21. AlanB says:

    why I otta…..

  22. RoflPost says:

    Kiss the ring, bitch.

  23. jake says:

    [read posting guidelines]

  24. wiglebot says:

    Don’t make me pull out a can of Whoop Ass on You.

  25. the answer says:

    Get with the times biatch!

  26. Hugh Ripper says:

    “One of these days, Johnny….*POW*….right in the kisser”

  27. Chris Mac says:

    Meet your new girlfriend.

  28. ADD Tod says:

    2 go in…
    1 comes out.

  29. Gasbag says:

    What my name?

  30. RightHook says:

    “Obama Caught in Elder Abuse Sting!”


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