Corpse kept upright for 3-day wake in Puerto Rico – International Business Times — This stuff just writes itself.

A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing–even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.

His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”

I like the Yankee baseball cap. Dead but standing. Kind of like the Yankees themselves.




  1. Dallas says:

    He might have considered posing with his hand out to check your coat or hat at the door.

  2. Brett says:

    Puerto Ricans are more annoying than Mexicans.

  3. Ah_Yea says:

    That’s me in the morning.

  4. McCullough says:

    Puerto Ricans love New York City for some unknown reason.

  5. McCullough says:

    I want one for a lawn ornament.

  6. finchy says:

    wtf is wrong with that family?

  7. Dave W says:

    Cool, but weird. I mean, now many 24 year olds plan their own wake?

  8. Stephanie says:

    I don’t want dead people within at least a 10′ radius of my refrigerator.

  9. RTaylor says:

    If the dead were buried vertical, you could bet 3 to 4 times as many in a cemetery. This was tried several places with tubular caskets and large rotary diggers for the grave. Call the Neptune Society and save a bundle for your family.

  10. chuck says:

    He looks happy.

  11. Sea Lawyer says:

    He looks happy.

    He just looks dead to me.

  12. Skippy says:

    Bernie?

  13. KD Martin says:

    “I like the Yankee baseball cap. Dead but standing. Kind of like the Yankees themselves.”

    Har!

  14. gquaglia says:

    If they really wanted to make it life like they should have put a gun in his hand.

  15. Mr. Fusion says:

    Most likely a better conversationalist that gq. At least he would have better stories.

  16. John a PR from NY says:

    The young man got what he wanted. However, I believe that it is sensless to have wakes as the dead are DEAD. It is less painfull to cremate or bury the body with 24 hours. Costs less too.

  17. peterg says:

    Nice promotion for Weekend at Burnies 3 ” The stiff in the Corner”

  18. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz says:

    He look like every other kid get booked at police station.

  19. emeryjay says:

    I can’t resist:

    Dead man standing! The should have at least put a drink in his hand.

  20. Billy Bob says:

    I’m seeing a new furniture trend here…

  21. ok first of all, that was what he wanted and i give nuff props 2 his mom for having the strength 2 do this for her deceased son…
    the comments u idiots lelt was so un-called 4…
    real sad 2 see how some people think…

  22. Paul Salzman says:

    It appears he’s grabbing his crotch with his left hand…must have been his other wish?

  23. dee says:

    okay 1st and foremost…R.I.P. AND GOD BE WITH THE FAMILY…
    2ND to all the idiots that leave some dumb uneducated remarks, “READ A BOOK!!!!”
    3RD to BRENT… awe u must’ve lost a girl or two to a few PUERTORICAN MEN!!!!
    Go ahead with that iliterate crap u posted on here…. was that called for idiot! I mean everybody else made sense with what they posted……
    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….GOD BE WITH THIS WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN AND PLEASE NVR GIVE UP ON US.
    VIOLENCE IS EVERYWHERE AND WE NEED SOME SERIOUS SPIRITUAL HELP,THAT OF OUR GOOD LORD AND SAVIOR FATHER GOD IN JESUS NAME AMEN….

  24. branditoney says:

    I think it was a cool thing. not saying I would want to be standing upright. I can say it is something that I have never seen in my years of going to wakes.

  25. ike368 says:

    brett your mothers more annoying than a bloody kotex to those who dont respect this mans last wish should keep the jokes to themselves how about if this man was one of your relatives? i hope that all you haters go to sleep tonight and wake up finding this gentleman standing in your room hey brett i bet you sleep with the lights on and pee sitting down you racist jerk

  26. mamacita pr and cuban says:

    all of you who got comments evil to say.. should go kill urselfs.. that was his wish and it happened hes no longer living yet you’s all sayin stupid shyt.. what kinda ppl are you.. sucka dick.. and fuck all u white ppl..,


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