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A horse with four asses.
…..And here we see volunteer fireman Thunder leading the effort to recover little Timmy from the well……
The Fire Dept. plays with their new horse/jack-in-the-box toy.
It’s all Bush’s fault.
This version of Whac-A-Mole will never catch on.
[Yeah, no one can pick up the mallet. – ed.]
“Of course I can talk! Until now, I just never had anything to say. Now, get me out of this hole!”
“Pardon the hell out of me, but I called 911 because being in a hole felt like an emergency at the time.”
All 5 of them seem a bit perplexed by the situation. This pic will now become my new wallpaper.
They were all busy putting on the olympics so I took my chance to escape the restaurant freezer.
OK boys, it’s safe to go down there. There’s no jockeys in fiberglass huts.
“No sir. I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit.”
Can a GUY have a little privacy on the toilet??
Oh, If you’re gonna watch, Please pass the TP..
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That girl was Sooo UGLY, I wouldnt do her.
AND you cant MAKE ME..
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GOD, I cant wait for indoor plumbing.
This might take awhile guys, its a BIG ONE.
ya, Iv seen the movies.
Never expected something to come out of the hole and bite me on the Bumm…
Well, no one in 14 posts mentions it so I will:
” Ass Hole “
“Uh-Oh.. Looks like I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
Mighty fine crop of horses this year.
They shoot horses, don’t they?
Firefighters combat boredom by playing chess.
A horse should never try that hokie-pokie dance.
“So, now are you going to tell us where the girl is who works with you in your Tijuana show?”
Without any back story this is actually a very heartbreaking photo, the horse is very likely dying. It is difficult for me to imagine a good outcome; the horse was probably shot and dissected to remove him. How about some compassion out there! Pick a less gruesome picture to make fun of.
#22 – Hvacmach
But then again… it might have been rescued, just like this horse.
“Sheeesh! A little privacy please – I’ll be done in a minute.”
“the grant money will allow the researchers to look at innovative ways to reduce the methane emmissions of common farm animals”
What an ass hole!
I told ’em and told ’em “Put the seat down!” Nobody ever listens. Now it’s “My” fault for falling in?
“First it was the man-hole, now it’s the horse-hole”
Quick, grab him!! He’s gettin’ away!!!
Hey buddy, why the long face?
Wilbur!!!!!