1. Sea Lawyer says:

    “Drink PowerThirst. For people who need gratuitous amounts of energy.”

  2. Mac Guy says:

    I’m the Michelin man!

  3. Mac Guy says:

    “May be used as a flotation device”

  4. KagatoAMV says:

    “Patients may experience some swelling.”

  5. newglenn says:

    “could you reach the air compressor shut off switch for me”

  6. QB says:

    After testing clean, members of the Chinese woman’s rhythmic gymnastic team poses for the cameras.

  7. jfurlong says:

    Molasar!

  8. CRM says:

    Brawndo’s got electrolytes!

  9. mike says:

    I told you you wouldn’t like John when he got angry!

  10. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!

  11. FRAGaLOT says:

    what is that a Flesh-HOOD behind his head?

  12. Stephanie says:

    “Where did I leave my penis?”

  13. mskdmonk says:

    Powered by Vista!

  14. #13 – Stephanie,

    Not sure where he left his penis, but if you check the Ballasity link, you’ll see that his Cadillac-sized testicles are through a hole in his shorts and are being held up by a fork lift.

    (OK, that’s from wikiality. In reality, someone who took this many steroids probably has balls and a penis that would require a magnifying glass to locate.)

  15. bobbo says:

    Surprisingly, Elmo could not qualify for Arm Wrestling Contests anymore because he could no longer bend his elbow.

  16. Rob Runner says:

    Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.

  17. AlanB says:

    #1 Sea Lawyer- I laughed out loud. Thanks.

  18. ECA says:

    Im so big, GIRLS can handle me..

  19. Probably married to the girl with the plastic tits.

  20. swampper says:

    “What are you looking at?”

  21. Gremlinclr says:

    “Photoshop is awesome!”

  22. Li says:

    Fake

  23. tooMuchTravel says:

    Captain Piccard finds yet another transporter malfunction.

  24. laineypie says:

    my future ex husband

  25. QB says:

    #22 No, really????

  26. Jägermeister says:

    Eat more Belgian Blue!

  27. TVAddict says:

    And I did it all without taking any steroids!

  28. scadragon says:

    Warning. This product may cause gas or bloating.

  29. YuckiePoo says:

    ewwww


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