Double trouble

I remember distinctly the first time I saw a pair of surgically enhanced breasts with my own eyes. It was around eight or nine years ago, in the changing rooms of the gym at a private members’ club where a friend had taken me for a workout. […] My first reaction was shock. Two very weird, alien, unnatural body parts, brazenly displayed, right in front of me. They didn’t look real or natural in the slightest. They looked like what they were – breasts that had been bought and paid for. Not soft and slightly saggy, like a thirtysomething embonpoint should be, but plastic, hard-looking and aggressively perfect. I felt like I’d been slapped in the face. They said robotic.
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So it was with great relief that this month I read in GQ magazine an impassioned polemic, “Fear of fake breasts”, by the novelist Tony Parsons. His argument runs as follows: fake breasts are “like plastic fruit” – good to look at, but not to touch. “They are not there to be fondled, kissed or felt, they are there to be admired, discussed, lusted after and photographed. The moment they are touched – and I mean in the heat of passion, rather than out of curiosity or in the interests of scientific research – then the spell is broken. And this is true of all fake breasts, no matter how much money has been spent on this act of female self-mutilation.”




  1. BigCarbonFoot says:

    There are 3 kinds of boobs:

    Ones I can play with – best
    Ones I can look at – good
    Ones that never get uncovered or played with – why have ’em?

  2. TVAddict says:

    Never been with a woman that had implants. So I have to say real is the way I vote. I would take anything really. It’s the whole package I look at. It’s T and A not just T.

  3. lou says:

    I like them both.

  4. Bobo says:

    Thank god vaginas are still real.

  5. bobbo says:

    #38–Bobo==well, the tits are still real too, and as with vaginas, a little medical help if not overdone can do wonders: Vaginoplasty:

    http://www.centerforvaginalsurgery.com/nyclabiaplasty/vaginoplastynyc.htm

  6. Rick Cain says:

    Fake boobs, taking away the last advantage a fat girl has.

    Honestly, women need to be told to stop it with the tramp stamps, the piercings, and the fake boobs already.
    Oh and now the latest thing is trimming vaginal lips. I don’t want to look at a vagina that looks like it belongs on a 10 year old. Leave it alone already.

  7. jenlaben says:

    Hi guys, hope you don’t mind a girls opinion here.
    Those of you that haven’t felt a pair of fake boobs can’t really judge and those of you that have i’m guessing you’ve only touched ones that the surgeon’s made a bad job of or that have saline in them.
    I had mine done a few years ago with silicone cohesive gel. They look and feel natural and even wobble like natural boobs. Of the 5 boyfriends i’ve had since having them done, only 2 have noticed and one of those only realised because he saw the little scars.

    It sounds like most of you aren’t very fussy and that’s as it should be because it’s up to the individual what they do with their body and you’re supposed to be with someone for their personality, remember?

    Well done #28 for being so considerate of your wifes feelings.

  8. Eric says:

    Having been with both, I’m probably one of the few guys who now MUCH prefers fakers. A fake 34C/D… beautiful, sheer perfection.


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