Here’s a clip from Fox News’ Fox & Friends program last Thursday in which they discuss a KFC opening in Fallujah, in Iraq. They are so excited about the fast food wage-slave chain being opened in this awful city, because it means “things are working” in Iraq, democracy and economics, what have you; the little brown terrorists can all now eat greasy chicken and be fat slobs like us. General Tommy Franks is interviewed and says this is great, hurrah. But it turns out there is no real KFC in Fallujah after all; it’s just some black market chop-shop that they probably threw together to make Barack Obama feel welcome during his visit.
Freedom is Finger Lickin’ Good! Click on pick below to read the sign.
I sincerely hope no one gets hurt, but that KFC is going to be blown to smithereens.
Perfect choice of image! 😀
Oddly enough, the first thing that struck me about this article is that someone in Fallujah had the balls to hang a KFC in front of their store and go into business.
It doesn’t matter at all if it was for show. A year ago they would not have survived to the end of the day for doing a whole lot less.
I can’t believe anyone actually watches Fox News for anything other than entertainment.
This is the reason we have school shootings.
That is racist. Why would Barack Obama feel at home in a chop-shop? And is there a non-black-market chop-shop?
KFC = Killer Fucking Chicken
KFC in Fallujah, I dont know about you, but I certainly feel better about invading Iraq.
And the Fallujah franchise of “Avi Stein’s Fine Pork Products” isn’t doing so well either.
I’m not surprised that the facade of the building, pictured in the video, looks like something we would have had here in the 1800s. Even with a KFC, they seem so crude and primitive.
For some reason, KFC is often the first place to get attacked in anti-American riots.
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Are they going to have a separate drive thru for car bombs?
Its their long term plan to subdue Iraq the same way they subdued the once free USA: give everyone a car, some fried chicken, and a lot of coke and pretty soon so they are so fat and useless all you need to do is add a tiny bit of fear and people will let you do anything, even that means jailing more people than anyone else in the world.
The Only Successful Colonel in Iraq… is a honourary one from Kentucky!
THAT is the epitome of the USA.
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Did you assholes really reprint…
“it’s just some black market chop-shop that they probably threw together to make Barack Obama feel welcome during his visit.”
…from that piece of shit Wonkette website?
Wow! You guys are even stupider than I thought!
Chicken Accomplished !
Nuthin says finger lickin like chemical weapons used to destory half a city’s population.
Mmmm Mmm Mmmmm.
#4, Mustard,
I can’t believe anyone watches Fox Spews for any reason. Unless it is some Orthodontist checking out his work under the lights.
#14, trouble,
Did you assholes really reprint…
Yes they did. It is one of the little treats they throw the wing nuts to help mollify them. It makes them titter.
I’m sure that Hillary joke is hilarious to guys with tiny dicks.
I noticed the shot of the KFC store was on the screen for less than 3 seconds. Yup, don’t let anyone see the sign underneath advertising Oil Changes.
I stopped the video and saw that the KFC stood for King Fahd Chicken. I guess it’s a regional thing.
The Head Office of KFC in the US denies there are any Iraqi stores. Don’t tell Fox though, it might spoil the laugh for them.