These are actual Chinese Olympic torch guards: Would you bust a move against these guys?
Do not sleep outdoors to save money at the Olympics. It is banned to “maintain public hygiene and the cultured image of cities.”
Do not let the stifling summer heat tempt you into streaking, do not get drunk nor set off fireworks nor wave “insulting banners.”
Anyone with mental illnesses or sexually transmitted diseases is banned. Smoking is not allowed at Olympic venues.
The rules on the organizers’ official website say it all:
“Foreigners must respect Chinese laws while in China and must not harm China’s national security or damage social order.”
The security-obsessed authorities are taking no chances with the 500,000 tourists set to hit Beijing for the Games.
I love China.
haha, saying that just makes me want to try it more lol
“Don’t Strip Naked, Don’t get Drunk, ..Oh, and No Retards!”
I’d be banned here on all three counts if this blog had such strict rules. Sheesh!
Hey the retards already have the “Special Olympics” they already know their place.
I would say China already damaged its own reputation.
Try and find a web cam from Bejingle or whatever they call it…
Seems like a clampdown to me..
the IOC has their head up whatever!
Anyone with … sexually transmitted diseases is banned.
How are they going to enforce it? “Pull down your pants, NOW!” ?
Fragalot, were you abused when you were young? Is that why you turned out so bad?
“How are they going to enforce it?”
The way they enforce everything – by local party committees keeping track of everyone in their neighborhood, and encouraging everyone to report any “crimes against the state”.
Even if it is just suspicions based on your observed behavior, it could also be reports from the clinic treating you, or the store you buy medicines from.
I reckon the Chinese are in for some serious culture shock. They’ll probably notice pretty quickly that the visitors (hedonists) are there to have fun. I hope they learn somethin’.
#3 – I’ve never been to the Special Olympics. How do they handle handicapped parking??
The Olympics are where?
Didn’t I forget about the Olympics on purpose this year?
#5 – Couldn’t see any webcams in Bejangle but the first result in Google returns a handful in other parts of China.
http://www.earthcam.com/search/ft_search.php?s1=1&term=china&x=0&y=0
Don’t you bet that the guys in the Chinese government who thought that having the Olympics would be a good thing are hoping to still have their heads after this is all over.
#7 A bad joke dosen’t mean I’m a bad person. But perhaps you’re just an asshole and can’t tell the difference?! har har.
Hitler tried to jazz up the Nazi party’s image using the olympics too.
The chinese olympics will be a disaster.
They have some extensive surveilance capabilities over there. Visitors might want to check out the local laws and customs to find out what is appropriate and inappropriate to say. I would hate to see anyone imprisoned for casual inappropriatefood reviewing. On the plus side, if they have all those GPS enabled microphones, they may be moving closer to a good GPS equipped camera.