Note: This photo is not from the St. Louis Gathering. This photo is from another rally courtesy of Clothesfree@WNBR

Makes those spandex-clad people you pass on the road look not-so-bad, eh?

Fewer clothes and lots of skin have made a political point in a public park in St. Louis.

Hundreds of mostly nude bicyclists joined curious spectators in the city’s Tower Grove Park on Saturday night for a 10-mile “World Naked Bike Ride.”

The ride has been staged in 70 cities worldwide since 2004 as a way to protest society’s dependence on oil.

St. Louis police were on hand to ensure the riders wore the bare minimum, which included thongs, pasties, loin cloths, bathing suits and even body painting.

However, officers didn’t seem to notice one rider wearing nothing but a pink derby hat.

I can understand riding bikes as a way to protest the need for oil (ride bikes; don’t drive automobiles). How does riding naked figure into the equation?




  1. eyeofthetiger says:

    Is the Bush Administration Using Blackwater Mercenaries in the DEA?
    http://tinyurl.com/6zy9h7

  2. QB says:

    #1 Que Pasa?

    Anyway, I think they should be wearing helmets. And disposing of their saddles…

  3. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    “How does riding naked figure into the equation?”

    Beats me, but I’m guessing that when you ride your bicycle naked, very few people ever ask to borrow it.

  4. Mister Ketchup says:

    I’d like to be a judge in the female bicycle seat sniffing competition.

  5. Judge Jewdy says:

    #4 – I think in most cases you’ll need the Orkin man standing by.

  6. comhcinc says:

    every thing is better with a little added naked.

  7. bobbyj says:

    In the words of Krusty the Klown, “Burn that seat”.

  8. GoatHerderEd says:

    I did the Chicago ride in June. It was alot of fun! The nude part is more to draw attention to the event, and get people to come out and have fun. there were over 700 people in Chicago, it was crazyness!

  9. >>Makes those spandex-clad people you pass on the
    >>road look not-so-bad, eh?

    WRONG! The spandex-clad people can’t hold a candle to that girl in front on the hybrid bike. She is *HOT*, in a nordic sort of way.

    Finally, someone who doesn’t have giant, freakish, board-breaking jubblies.

  10. gquaglia says:

    every thing is better with a little added naked.

    I call fable on that

    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/paul1984/really_fat_chick.jpg

  11. Ah_Yea says:

    #10 Oh thanks, gquaglia, like I really needed to see that!

  12. Jägermeister says:

    #4 – Mister Ketchup – I’d like to be a judge in the female bicycle seat sniffing competition.

    Have you paid the fines and damages from your previous escapades?

    #11 – Ah_Yea

    Come on… tell me you weren’t aroused… 😉 😀

  13. jccalhoun says:

    “How does riding naked figure into the equation?”

    It got you to cover it, didn’t it? I guess it works then…

  14. Jobie says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “town bicycle”

  15. Ah_Yea says:

    Ohh Yeaaa baby!

  16. Jägermeister says:

    #15 – Ah_Yea

    She’ll rock your world…

  17. The Man says:

    Did you here about the girl who rode her bicycle down a bumpy road?

    She said she would have to come that way again.

  18. #17 – The Man

    Helzerman’s always good for a dirty post.

  19. Mister Ketchup says:

    18 – It’s only dirty if you don’t take a bath.

  20. #19 – Ketchy

    OK, maybe “dirty” was as poor choice of words. I should have said she’s always good for a tits and ass post.

    Is that better?

  21. QB says:

    #10 Not for the first time on the blog, I think I threw up in the back of my mouth.

  22. QB says:

    You really don’t want to ride at the back of the peleton.

  23. deowll says:

    They should have on saftey helmets and no cloths is a great way to get a major case of road rash.

    Did a little slide once on a bare knee and still had a scab nine months later. The doctor said it ought to have been sown up but you can’t sow up hamburger.

    Other than that as long as people aren’t harming or endangering others let them do what they want.

  24. Jägermeister says:

    #22 – QB

    Waiting for Angel’s comment…

  25. Les says:

    Gives “Bicycle Built For Two.”

  26. Les says:

    Oops – A new meaning…

  27. PeterR says:

    How does riding naked figure into the equation?

    Who cares? This trend must be encouraged!

  28. it's just an expression says:

    Scam. They wore thongs. They weren’t nude. Waste of reporting space but here’s their logic. Use of oil is evil, bicycles are good, they are trying to get the world to see what’s under garments of oil use.

  29. Dallas says:

    Friendly reminder.

    Selectively showing the most outrageous scenes of this straight parade is not representative of your typical straight person.

  30. Cursor_ says:

    Hmmm

    Why would they RIDE naked to protest????

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godiva

    I know its history…

    We wouldn’t have to learn anything from the past. That is so dreafully boring.

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