A [Australian] Territory man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.
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It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had “found” the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy — and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.




  1. almerica says:

    he said he found it. Let’s leave him alone.

  2. Zybch says:

    But we Aussies do this all the time. Why are they picking on this guy alone?
    I do it while watching pirated DVDs at the same time.

  3. Esteban says:

    “Who doesn’t videotape themselves masturbating while driving 150 km/h with pot plants in the back seat?”

    I don’t. I don’t know about the rest of you. 🙂

  4. CountSmackula says:

    Hope he doesn’t close his eyes when he makes “the O face”.

    Lawls!

  5. Lewis Perdue says:

    This is the new Cheech & Chong reunion flick, right?

  6. chuck says:

    Videotape? What the hell is that?

  7. echeola says:

    That is awesome!!! Man I thought I was the only one!

  8. A L says:

    McClane does….

  9. Glenn E. says:

    What exactly was he “getting off” on? The scenery speeding by, or the effects of weed? Not being a user, I can’t appreciate that the stuff makes one horny. I never heard that it did, before. So I can only assume that while high, this dude was experiencing something highly erotic, other than the how fast the world was coming at him. The article doesn’t say he was charged with DUI. His behavior doesn’t seem quite the norm for someone who wasn’t high.

  10. pjakobs says:

    whatevery ous say – he looks happy and that’s something that cannot be said about every man in a car!

    pj

  11. Uncle Dave says:

    #9: He just had the drugs and pot plants in his car. He wasn’t high.

    #10: That photo isn’t the guy. That’s Cheech from one of the Cheech & Chong movies.

  12. pjakobs says:

    #11: yeah, I figured later. But do you really want to take a bet that he did look any less happy?

    Or at least that he did look happier than most other motorists?

    pj

  13. meegyu says:

    does anyone know of this video being circulated online? as this i have to see !!

  14. Karen says:

    Poor Bloke, will give it to him. But not the speeding bit.


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