Why the photo they released for this story is of a married man in a suit using the condom machine is beyond me.

A controversial new pilot program providing free condoms for prison inmates is in its final planning stages.

The Solano State Prison is installing 10 condom distribution machines that will be stocked with 1,200 condoms a week.

The hope is that the condoms will limit the spread of sexually transmitted diseases among inmates.

A union representing prison guard supervisors is opposed to the distribution of condoms.

The union said that condoms can be used as places to hide drugs or weapons.

“They can put stuff in them (condoms) and use them to throw at staff or other inmates,” said Chris Gold of the Prison Supervisor’s Union.

I’ve got a newsflash for the union, weapons aren’t the only thing men stuff into condoms.

It is also technically against the law for inmates to have sex, and the state said that won’t change.

“Sexual activity in prisons is still illegal,” said Terry Thornton of the California Corrections Department. “Inmates will be notified of that as well where the machines are located.”

Well, thank goodness that’s cleared up.

Smaller test programs have already been in place at county jails in Los Angeles and San Francisco, and supporters said so far there has never been a report of a condom being used as a weapon.

What’s that old saying? You don’t bring a condom to a shank fight? Something like that…




  1. rubberscrubber says:

    Watch MSNBC’s “Lock Up”. The episode where the
    one man is crying to the warden to be let out
    of solitary so he can be with his “husband” is
    priceless.

  2. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    will they have standard issue stripes or be jump suite orange?

  3. Personality says:

    So they just allow the male prisoners to ass rape each other with condoms now? Safer yes. But, wouldn’t it be better to try and stop ass raping all together?

    Stay out of prison kids. Nobody cares if you are ass raped.

  4. Andrew says:

    Why don’t they just have an automated surveillance system that watches all the prisoners, all of the time, and alerts guards automatically when sexual activity or fights are breaking out?

  5. Peanut Butter and Jam says:

    how exactly does the law again prisoners having sex work? It is illegal to masturbate? What about oral sex?

  6. the answer says:

    I kind of agree with the weapon thing. You would be amazed at the things they can make. They are basically McGuyvers. Hey you go to jail you pay the price.

    #1, got a link to the video?

  7. Who says:

    #5 – and how about the tossed salad?

  8. Dallas says:

    Dick Cheney will appreciate that when he gets locked up. George Bush would prefer it the old fashion way.

  9. Said says:

    Hopefully someone will smuggle in the big rubber fist for Prick Cheney.

  10. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Cheney and Rove are scheduled to share a cell. Good times. Good times.

  11. Helzerman says:

    #1 Saw it. It was a riot.
    #5 Re: Masturbation in prison; don’t know if it’s “legal” but they do it and, since they don’t have K-Y, they use pats of butter stolen from the cafeteria -ewwwwww
    #6 Tivo is your friend. They’re showing it now, search for “Raw” or “Prison” on MSNBC. The episode name is “Prison Love”

  12. mouring says:

    Ermm.. Wouldn’t it be cheaper just to fit every inmate with a chasty belt?

    Oh wait..that is right.. Chasty doesn’t work… =)

  13. it's just an expression says:

    I hear Senator Craig may head a sting operation.

  14. GregAllen says:

    I am absolutely convinced that rape is part of our penal system.

    And the sadistic American public is OK with that. They like it, even.

  15. Helzerman, are you the doyenne of the dirty posts, or what?

    And I’m not sure if you’ve ever been married, but on my planet the wedding ring is typically worn on the LEFT ring finger, not the right.

    Also, what makes you think this is a man? The paper-thin skin, the visible veins; this could just as easily be an 80-year-old woman as a man.

  16. Paddy-O says:

    #16 “And I’m not sure if you’ve ever been married, but on my planet the wedding ring is typically worn on the LEFT ring finger, not the right.”

    I’ve noticed that in some EU countries it’s worn on the right hand…

  17. #17 – Paddy O

    This is not an EU country. It’s Solano State Prison in Vacaville.

  18. Helzerman says:

    #16 & #17 Left hand is common in the states, but the hand a wedding ring is worn on depends on the wearer’s background, religion, etc. It could be the right hand. #16 – A woman’s hand would have been funnier.

  19. clone4crw says:

    ANOTHER good reason why you simply don’t want to end up in prison.

    I hope this helps discourage criminals.

  20. Angel H. Wong says:

    You Bitches, who pays for treating the STDs the prisoners get? The taxpayers of course.

  21. Rick Cain says:

    Why can’t prisons be like Cruise ships?

    After 5 days, its a living hell to be on one.


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