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No, Lizzie Grubman’s still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,” but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we’re not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it’s viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan’s new album perhaps.
What the hell IS that thing? Montauk Point on Long Island has always had a strange history behind it.
Looks like its just a sea turtle..minus the shell.
It’s a devil dog they come to me in my dreams at night.
spot! is that you boy?
I think upstart’s right. It does look like a mutant sea turtle.
I like the turtle explanation, but do turtles have teeth?
I think its sticking its finger up at us!!
[HAR! – ed.]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Gargoyles?
In other news a new species of animal was found in Springfield, in the area of the nuclear plant.
It does look like a cross between some type of reptile like a turtle and a rodent. The carcass wasn’t in the water very long, maybe 24 hours, depending on the temperature of the water. The muscle mass looks like it was raised in a cage. I wonder if this is a real animal. Surely, there are Surley’s being born. BTW it is one ugly ass dog.
Ugly son of a bitch.
See what happens when you keep touching yourself.
Definitely NOT a turtle, especially a sea turtle. They have flippers not legs with feet and elbows.
Yeah, its a naked turtle. It does have flipper feet. As far as legs and elbows go, you never see those because the are covered by the tutrles shell.
It’s a good thing we can rule out Photoshop. I’d hate to think you might find a digitally altered photo on the internet….
M~
Definately photoshopped. You can clearly see no continuation of the jaw… Shadow inside beak is too dark and casts the wrong shadow.
I agree, marketing tool.
bird dog pig
This is a dog with parts removed.
And other parts photoshopped in.
[I Want To Believe – ed.]
Who’s in possession of the creature now, and why so few pictures? My first impression was this is a prop off the set of the latest Hollywood movie. Or a baby rhinoceros. Reminds me of how Dvorak though the recent spate of UFO sightings was an X-Files promotion.
There is one photo, no other angles. Why is that? And what’s that blurring on the back of the neck that looks like a smudge tool?
Photoshopped, but well done.
I know… it’s a PIG with a strange head photoshopped on.
-If- it is real, it is certainly some sort of transgenic animal. It would have to be a very good Photoshop because most of the tell tale signs are not there, even at high magnification. . . It has the bone structure of a mammal, but also a beak, which is either reptilian or avian. . .the first thing I thought of was that it looked like a Gryphon, but why in the World would they make such a thing? I mean, Montauk is full of weird shit, but I don’t see any national security interest that would be achieved by making monsters, unless they have an even more broad view of what constitutes ‘national security’ than even I thought they had.
Very weird. I want to conduct the necropsy!
More James Hill offspring.
This thing probably escaped from Plum Island
Cannot be a turtle, as their shell is integral to the rest of their bodies (that is, they aren’t wearing a shell):
http://courses.science.fau.edu/~jwyneken/sta/
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>>More James Hill offspring.
BINGO! That guy should be forcibly sterilized. How many animals is he going to be allowed to breed with???
It’s Al Gore’s child after the failed rocket lauch
It an aborted fetus derived from homosexual activities when the receiver is taking female hormones. Long Island after all.
anyone ever seen ninja turtles 2
it looks like one of shredders monsters aha
Call me when it does the outside loop.