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Montauk

No, Lizzie Grubman’s still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,” but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we’re not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it’s viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan’s new album perhaps.

What the hell IS that thing? Montauk Point on Long Island has always had a strange history behind it.




  1. Ah_Yea says:

    I agree that it is part of a viral marketing campaign.

    Some of my kids cartoon channels, Cartoon Network in particular, are airing commercials stating “they are among us” and showing strange creatures such as huge Pterodactylus, lizards, and such.
    This would fit right in with that ad campaign.

    OR …. Since this is DU, let’s go with the flow and say it’s something to do with the Government and George Bush.

  2. Ah_Yea says:

    Talking about Montauk, this is a MUST READ!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project

    There is weird stuff in here that explains a lot about New Yorkers in general. It’s also good for rolls and rolls of tin foil

  3. amodedoma says:

    P.T. Barnum couldn’t have done it better!

  4. TonyB says:

    It’s part of the viral marketing campaign for the sequel to Cloverfield.

  5. MikeR says:

    Betcha it tastes like chicken.

  6. nshey says:

    Fake. Single image? Didn’t want to waste film?
    Or the space on a camera SD card? The raised
    middle finger is the clincher.

  7. dan says:

    looks like my x wife

  8. UNKN says:

    #34

    Got a link to back that up? That’s the first thing i thought of.

  9. glotblot says:

    dna testing should clear it up, and will, if the thing actually exists. suspicious that the biologist were only given the picture to identify… if the DNA doesn’t match anything, then… ? run for it.

  10. hiall says:

    Could be a Gryphon chicken

    Thats a picture of one.

  11. RMVX says:

    I’ve been staring at this for awhile trying to figure out what it could be…

    6 months later has it turned out to be part of a marketing campaign from somewhere?


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