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Image of Jesus Found in Spumoni Ice Cream
Some patrons of a Salt Lake City chocolatier say they found an image of Jesus Christ in a 3-gallon bucket of spumoni ice cream.
For some, Jesus’ image is clearly visible right away. Others are unable to see him at all.
The owners of Hatch Family Chocolates joked eating the ice cream was more “sacri-licious” than sacrilegious.
“Today it was so warm with the weather spimoni Jesus melted. So, spimoni Jesus is no more. And I kind of think it’d be kind of cool if in three days spumoni Jesus comes back,” said co-owner Steve Hatch.
Ok, so God has a sense of humor reminding humans that his son, whom he put on earth to suffer so humans could have everlasting life in heaven, occasionally arranges the universe to show a picture of his only begotten son on such random things like a can of ice cream that has been used? How nice of him. Tragedy is always better with a little bit of ice cream or an ebay account.
why is it always images of Jesus or the Virgin Mary? Why not images of Mr. Magoo for once or Ernst Bourgnine? or something that is just as equally meaningless as jezuz fucking Christ.
“Today it was so warm with the weather spimoni Jesus melted. So, spimoni Jesus is no more. And I kind of think it’d be kind of cool if in three days spumoni Jesus comes back,” said co-owner Steve Hatch.
Finally! Someone who doesn’t take this stuff too seriously!
It wasn’t taken too seriously locally, at any level. The Mormons don’t buy in to this shit.
#4, segue into… why hasn’t anyone looked for an image of Jesus in a steaming pile of doG poo?
#5 – Because no one has yet to have the balls to call their local TV news station and admit they stare at shit. Even in Wisconsin.
That being said, if someone did do it, it would get covered… and wind up on every station in the country, just like this story.
The miracle of free advertising for their crappy ice cream store.
#6, James… or it could simply be that you can’t sell shit on eBay.
Um… okay, you CAN sell shit, but not that kind.
I think this proves once and for all that Mormon Jesus isn’t the real Jesus. The real Son of God would have no trouble achieving maintenance-free, everlasting refrigeration.
god has lost his touch………… i mean really he drew the heavens and earth, at look at his talent now……vague images in ice cream, french toast, and the sides of buildings… time for this god fellow to shuffle off to the florida of heaven for his final years……..