Never underestimate cheap, easy or stupid in home maintenance
Quite regularly, as a home inspector, I see run-of-the-mill “bad” popping up. Occasionally “that was really dumb” makes an appearance. But you know you are in rare air when “Hall of Fame Stupid” presents itself. Now, gentle reader, is one of those times.

Do not adjust your glasses. Yes, that is a downspout drain from the roof gutter into the house. Water is efficiently directed from the roof into the crawl space. As one might imagine, the crawl space was full of water. Not just standing water, but A LOT of water. If this had been done on the other side of the home also, we could have termed it “sea trials,” taken the bolts out of the foundation and checked the whole works for buoyancy.
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The coup de grâce was that the crawl-space screen, after being pushed away for the pipe, was left off so rats could — and did — get in. That was priceless.

The good news is that several feet of water kills the rats that may happen to wander in.




  1. joaoPT says:

    I can imagine the stench…

  2. bh28630 says:

    Google ‘cistern’ for how to wisely re-direct rain water.

  3. The Alfer says:

    #1: I can imagine the stench…

    Speaking of stench, one can only wonder where they connected the drains and the toilet to.

  4. Jägermeister says:

    I’m sure the guy who did this is one of those cheap contractors who’s good at talking but shitty at doing.

  5. Don says:

    You wonder how long this setup had been in use.

    It reminds me of Chicago where most of the homes have the downspouts connected to the Sanitary sewer system. Then they complain when the Sanitary sewers get overwhelmed and backup into everyone’s basments every time they get a modest rain storm.

    Don

  6. JimR says:

    More likely, it was a very bad practical joke by someone wandering by, or possibly an irate neighbour.

  7. michael says:

    The “Home Inspection Nightmares” at This Old House.com are terrific if you like this sort of thing.
    http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,20193914,00.html

  8. hhopper says:

    michael – Those were classic.

  9. James Hill says:

    Why not hook all that shit to a tank, call yourself an environmentalist, and get a tax credit?

  10. ECA says:

    1. If this was a basement…they could have been catching/filtering water for other purposes.
    2. Ever hear of a french well??
    3. Current tech is neet and cheap.. You Capture the water and Run Piping threw the yard to disburse the water, so you DONT need to use CITY water as much..

  11. innercity burgman says:

    I think it is a vent for a meth lab.


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