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We can’t bring bottles of shampoo or mouthwash larger than 3.5 ounces onto a plane, but want to bring a half gallon of Jack in your belly and want to buy more on the plane? Come on in! |
Meet Christina Szele. The 35-year-old New Yorker was charged yesterday with causing a disturbance on a JetBlue flight after she lit up a cigarette at her seat, punched a flight attendant in the jaw, and kicked and screamed when airline personnel tried to restrain her. Oh, Szele also allegedly threatened to kill one flight attendant and called him a “dumb mother fucker” and “fuckin’ nigger.” The JetBlue flight from New York to San Francisco made an emergency landing in Denver Tuesday afternoon following Szele’s outburst, which is detailed in an affidavit filed along with a U.S. District Court criminal complaint. Szele told investigators that she drank two beers prior to going to John F. Kennedy airport and downed three vodka drinks while onboard Flight 643, but noted that she had a “high tolerance” for alcohol. She claimed not to remember lighting up a cigarette or slugging anyone (since she is not a violent person).
Its amazing that they do not have police on the roads exiting airports
To many people air travel is “party , party , party”
With the altitude of the air in the airplane cabin the effect of the alcohol is often off the scale. With cash the wine , spirits and cognac are off the scale
In Canada they used to call the Air Canada free liquor service “Pigs in Space”
I think she was just seething with repressed anger when she realized that she looks worse than the Lyrical Terrorist. Yecchhh. I’ll bet she “began to shake… and continuously scream like an eedyat… and jiggle like a jelly”
>>..kill one flight attendant and called him a
>>”dumb mother fucker” and “fuckin’ nigger.” The
>>JetBlue flight from New York to San Francisco
>>made an emergency landing
Ah, well that explains a lot. If she’s from New York…..
For what it’s worth, that mug shot is from a year earlier when she was arrested in California for some other public disturbance… involving alcohol if I had to guess.
After viewing the full sized version of her picture, I have to admit that she’s not a violent person. She’s certainly a violent something, something very ugly and hideous too, but not a person for sure.
Oh, Szele also allegedly threatened to kill one flight attendant and called him a “dumb mother fucker” and “fuckin’ nigger.”
Mom?
#4 – SN
>>after viewing the full sized version of her
>>picture,
“When the mouth of the love doll made of silicon is forced to open, it is always ruptured. Namely, the oral sex function cannot be actualized.“.
Looks like even the love doll made of human flesh is ruptured too. Eccchhh.
Man, whatever she’s been doing with her mouth, it doesn’t look like “the material can tolerate hard practice”.
http://tinyurl.com/59as7h
The girl needs some Chap Stick.
I’m surprised she doesn’t have stretch marks on her cheeks.
#17 She will where she’s going. She’ll also be standing a lot as the seated position will offer her no comfort.
She’ll be lucky if she stays out of Gitmo.
She drank three beers and then they sold her three vodkas on the plane.
A little vodka goes a long way.
Even I know the words drunk and belligerent go together. In my view the airlines were both greedy and stupid not that this earns her a free pass or anything.
The “high tolerance for alcohol” denotes an alcoholic. M.D.s don’t ask people if they are alcoholics – because they would get lots of false negatives – but instead ask about alcohol tolerance.
“…“high tolerance” for alcohol”
Uhm, NO!
Wine Steward said
Its amazing that they do not have police on the roads exiting airports
To many people air travel is “party , party , party”
With the altitude of the air in the airplane cabin the effect of the alcohol is often off the scale. With cash the wine , spirits and cognac are off the scale
Yeah I know, I can’t believe how some of these pilots carry on…
http://www.avweb.com/news/safety/184515-1.html
i,d do her.
I’d hit it… if I was drunk enough.
She holds her licker by the ears.
Last Call, It’s Christina or nuttin’!!!
Who said pigs couldn’t fly??
#18 – You win!
She looks like most 35 year old drunk women from New York.
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New Yorkers love to look down on the “gap tooth bubbas” of the south but, I swear, New York has become a huge center of ignorant bigotry.
This famous You Tube racist rant reminds me of the ignorant white Southern racist policies of the 60s
http://www.youtube.com/v/KACQuZVAE3s&hl=en
I just checked out the FISA article… it says,
“One source said the federal district court deciding on retroactive immunity would review whether there was “substantial evidence” the companies had received assurances from the government that the administration’s program was legal.”
I suspect this may be a problem. It is VERY UNLIKE this secretive administration to create a paper trail.
You think the Telcoms will be able to provide evidence that they were green lighted?
SORRY! I accidentally cross-posted from a completely different discussion on a different blog!
I was on this flight. The Stewards handled it well. They brought us 30 pizza’s from Dominoes and gave us free movies. The FBI was brought on board to take statements. It really brought the flight together. By the end I was baby sitting for a woman that was filling out a police / FBI report.
Aren’t incidents like these why they put emergency exit doors on planes?
The girl has a problem that needs fixed she most be hurting about something in life.What she done was wrong and i am sure she know’s it now. And as far as the comments on her photo, Grow up guys what are you’s 10 yrs old.
Besides all the legal trouble she is in, I’d bet she is also going to get sued by the airline for the extra expense of landing in Denver to deal with her. That will be expensive!
#26 – Von, blow it out your ass. If we think she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker’s crack whore sister, it’s ok. If you had to deal with all the assholes that come in here like James Hill, Mister Mustard (and myself) you’d be clowning around too.
>>If you had to deal with all the assholes that
>>come in here like James Hill, Mister Mustard
>>(and myself) you’d be clowning around too.
Hey, where do you get off calling James Hill an asshole, buster?
And I thought I’d never see anyone who is less attractive than Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker, but her crack whore sister is giving her a good run for the money.
Ah, the general public. It’s no wonder nobody wants to deal in the service industry. You not only get poor pay but have to deal with drunken idiots like her. Definitely America has to start dealing with a serious Alcohol problem.