NEW YORK — Jessica Simpson was spotted wearing a T-shirt with the slogan “Real Girls Eat Meat” printed across her chest — leading PETA to denounce the singer as a “stupid girl.”
On the PETA Files blog, the animal rights group responds to the Simpson shirt by listing the “top five reasons that only stupid girls brag about eating meat.”
Simpson family insiders reportedly told OK! magazine that the shirt is a dig at her boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend, country superstar Carrie Underwood — who doesn’t eat meat. PETA twice has named Underwood the “World’s Sexiest Vegetarian.”
Hmmmm… makes me want to run out and devour a steak.
Thanks Cinaedh.
“leading PETA to denounce the singer as a “stupid girl.”
And believing that humans evolved as herbivores makes you smart? LOL
She should make a shirt that says “real girls denounce leather, but wear synthetic material meant to appear like leather, because it looks cool.”
>>Hmmmm… makes me want to run out and devour a steak
I think she’s alluding to the “other meat”. You know, Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Tony Romo, like that.
I think the t-shirt is referring to tube steak not cow steak.
It always amazes how such a pretty girl can appear to be deranged one day yet the measure of health and reasonableness the next
Is it live ? Is it memorex ?
Or is just flash in the pan ?
Or just a lot of hollywood magic ?
#2 – Sea Lawyer
>>She should make a shirt that says “real girls
>>denounce leather, but wear synthetic material meant
>>to appear like leather, because it looks cool.”
Or one that says “real girls denounce beef, pork, and chicken, but eat tofu-based products formed into the shape of hamburgers, hot dogs, and chicken nuggets, all of which are flavored to taste sort of like their doppleganger twins, because everybody knows they taste so good, and we real girls just can’t stand the temptation”.
“Real girls eat meat” Insert joke here _____ That’s just too easy.
#6, I like the way you think… in this single instance that is. 😛
I’ve always found the desire of vegetarians/vegans to simulate the things they forbid themselves from having to be highly amusing.
>>Carrie Underwood — who doesn’t eat meat. PETA twice >>has named Underwood the “World’s Sexiest Vegetarian.
What a waste of dentition. With those plus-sized choppers, she could probably rip the living flesh from wild beasts she brought down.
# 6 & 7,
I am a vegetarian. I eat soy products because they taste similar to meat and are healthier. I am a vegetarian because modern farmed meat is far less healthy than meat was 200 years ago when it was not pumped full of chemicals and because of the ethical implications of farming animals for the slaughter. If healthy meat could be grown in a lab, I would eat that. If I went hunting and bagged myself a deer, I would eat that.
In short, it is not the taste that I object to. Meat tastes good. Why is it amusing that one would want to eat things that taste like something that tastes good, but are more socially responsible?
They called her a “stupid girl”? Like the shirt just tipped the scale for them? Did they think she was MENSA material before that?
I’d still slam her. 😉
I try to only eat vegetarian animals myself.
#9 – First Noel
If the meat you were eating tastes “sort of like tofu”, you musta been buying the shitty stuff. Tofu tastes almost like nothing; it’s the adulterants that give it its flavor.
As to healthy meat, go organic, man! Good, and good for ya! It’s what’s for dinner!
http://tinyurl.com/n32t5
#3 I think you hit it on the head (pun intended?). So far she ate white meat, but maybe she’ll experiment next?
I think we can all agree, those of us who eat meat anyway, that herbivorous critters are the best for eating, therefore, I consume as many as I can to stave off the cannibals! Eat Meat, but not mine… However, we can discuss this policy if it is merely figurative…
And all those starlets they put in their ads are brilliant?
It’s entirely possible the vegan geniuses were confused by her last name. Homer, Jessica, who’s to know?
I guess the folks at PETA need to learn a thing or two about double entendres.
Then again, they would probably need to have a sense of humor.
The only PETA articles worth talking about are the ones where the young liberal whores are naked in cages.
Even fake girls eat meat, thanks to stunning advances in elastomer technology:
http://tinyurl.com/59as7h
“The material can tolerate hard practice.”
“When the mouth of the love doll made of silicon is forced to open, it is always ruptured. Namely, the oral sex function cannot be actualized.“.
I hated that, when the love doll’s mouth ruptured. It’s a great day for America, everybody!
Only stupid people call their blog the “PETA Files”.
Worst play on words ever.
#18, eww…
#19
“PETA Files”?? HAW!! And they think Jessica Simpson is stupid?
I can’t stand any group that relies on its right to free speech to silence those who disagree with it.
I’m the founding member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals. Yum!
I love animals, right next to the potatoes.
Looks like as a vegetarian, I’m out numbered here, but her shirt is still a lame attack. But come on, it’s PETA bait.
This is just too easy.
Who the hell is looking at the shirt…
I wish PETA would have a sense of humor, but then again if they did we’d see more than just support for groups like the ALF.
Beh, at the same time though what the hell decided it was PETA’s business to make career damaging statement (push it a little towards lawsuit? I joke..)
Really, PETA needs to be worrying about what they do, not what other people do.
PETA is just an organization of elitist self important assholes who have nothing better to do with their lives, besides pretending they regard animals higher than humans.
Jessica Simpson might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least she’s not a complete asshole like PETA members.