Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing, federal officials said.

He got in trouble June 3 in St. John the Baptist Parish, north of New Orleans, when sheriff’s deputies pulled over the car he was in for a traffic violation, according to court documents.

The deputies and Drug Enforcement Agency special agents got permission to search the car, and a drug sniffing dog alerted them to the car’s passenger side.

The occupants were ordered out of the car, and patted down. During the pat-down, “officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys,”

Keys told officers he was wearing a diaper and when they asked if there was anything in the diaper, he “shook his head affirmatively.”

Officers then removed a package containing about 257 grams of heroin from the diaper.

I’m guessing in prison they’ll teach him the proper storage method for heroin… and it isn’t in a diaper.




  1. Satan says:

    If you are going to be a criminal, consider not only whether or not you can do the time, consider the headline.

    The occupants were ordered out of the car, and patted down. During the pat-down, “officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys,”

    🙂

  2. Jayden says:

    Man stuffs horse in diaper? That has to be uncomfortable.

  3. Raggamuffin says:

    Is that horse in your pants or are you glad to see me?

    Hey, never let them search your car. Even if you have nothing to hide. You have civil liberties–use them.

  4. Mister Mustard says:

    Hmmm. I’ve been stopped many times for “traffic violations”, and there were never any DEA special agents or drug-sniffing dogs involved.

    There must be something we’re not being told about wrt this story.

  5. Mister Ketchup says:

    http://tinyurl.com/4o7o2n

    [Dead link. – ed.]

  6. ol,waterman says:

    Depends on the neiborhood. Where I live every traffic stop is cause for full search. extra cops ,dogs,ect. This is because the blacks said they were being targeted. So now white black old young get the full treatment. I had a plate light out recently and had to submit to this.
    In my fathers nieborhood, Mostly white suburben this does not happen. Unless your black and driving through at the wrong time of the day.
    Is this what they call diversity?


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