Reports have surfaced that the New York–based Fox News Channel has obtained a tape which purportedly features another cryptic video message from U.S. vice president and known extremist Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most feared man in America.
“We have analyzed the tape, and the voice on it matches up with earlier recordings of the vice president,” said CIA spokesman George Little, who claimed the tape may contain valuable clues regarding the location of the elusive Cheney, who was last sighted in late 2005 along the border of Maryland and Virginia…
“The possibility of a nuclear attack is very real,” Cheney says in his speech, which he addresses to the “people of America.” “It could happen tomorrow, it could happen a week from now, it could happen next year. It is not a matter of if, but when.”
“Praise be to God,” adds Cheney, concluding his message…
“The only reason that this madman is still out there is because the previous administration messed up,” said Richmond, VA resident Curt Meredith. “Bill Clinton should have killed him when he had the chance.”
Always blame Clinton. Makes every nutball happy.
>>> Always blame Clinton. Makes every nutball happy
Yeah the left is so much more stable than the right.
Please….
When people realize that both political parties are filled with nutballs, scumbags, criminals etc. we may finally make some progress.
My guess is this dick is hiding behind a Bush. I hope they catch him soon.
He’s right…the terrorists will be blowing up malls in Indiana and Nebraska if Obama is elected…those liberal Dems are just too soft on terror and we’ll all die if they’re elected.
😉
I seem to think they’re making a Tar Baby out of Cheney. All these people thinking he’s some mastermind.
Known extremist? Has he been outed in some secret John Birch type society?
I got it!!!! He’s a Scientologist! 🙂
[engage tin foil hat mode]
Cheney takes his marching orders from the same people that Bush and the rest of our government does … the Bilderbergers.
[disengage tin foil hat mode]
I have alerted the Secret Service to your posting: Have a nice day!
#1 – doesn’t your butt get tender from sitting on the fence all the time?
I wondered what you guys would post about when Bush was gone. By the way, aren’t you due for another post that war with Iran is on tap?
Hahh! Jokes on me! I read the link. 🙂
🙂
Only a few more months. .. Is it time yet to start betting on the future instead of against it?
Is it true he is living in the Appalachian Mountains among different moon-shining tribes that will protect him with their lives if necessary? I heard the CIA sent a group of agents in disguised as campers with bows and arrows and a canoe and only one returned.
The Onion’s still ticking after all of these years.
8 MikeN
We will take yet another page out of the neocon constructive engagement manual..and continue to blame him for everything for at least the next 8 years. Thank you for your example. We used to be bleeding heart liberals interested in constructive dialog rather than just flat out character assassination, but you have spent many years showing us the error of our ways. We’ll try not to let that happen again. ^_^
#12, Mr. Hill,
How very perceptive of you. I am truly amazed.