Victim text messages car thieves to negotiate “reward” for the return of her car. Click the photo to see what happened.

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  1. moss says:

    And it didn’t happen in Floriduh?

  2. Those Mugshots tell the whole story.

    I’m for mandatory drug testing on these two convicts for the next 20 years after release. If they can’t pay for the test every week, its a mandatory additional jail term.

    The Victim never gets restitution, just a state handjob.

    I HATE criminals.

  3. KagatoAMV says:

    You can’t trust anyone to negotiate in good faith anymore…

  4. FRAGaLOT says:

    wow, it happened in my neck of the woods! Way to go San Joaquin! If this happened in Florida, using a txt message would be beyond the scope of the old farts who retired in FL.

  5. becagle says:

    I guess it could have been worse, they could have agreed to hook-up at the local police station…

  6. decdogg says:

    It just keeps getting funnier and funnier

  7. SJP says:

    She should have sent her brothers to tune the dude up.

  8. boru says:

    all great postings, but #4, becagle, the rendezvous could have been disguised by just offering some free Duncan Doughnuts or Krispy Kremes!

  9. FRAGaLOT says:

    We have neither of those in my area. Krispy Kreme closed down, Duncan dosen’t exist here. We have shitty Yum Yum Dognuts, but I’d rather have some local mom-n-pop bakery doughnuts. Even my local SafeWay has a great bakery.

  10. Skippy says:

    At the end she says, “I just thank the lord that we got the car back…”

    So let me get this straight. The lord allows the car to be stolen, gives the owner much grief and stress, then decides to arrange the universe so that the owner gets the car back?

    Uh huh.

  11. Stefano says:

    “I just thank the lord that we got the car back…” … “and that’s the most important thing”

    Praise the Lord! Someone’s got her car back! Be grateful he wasn’t busy at the time, curing aids or helping the needy!

    :>


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