What’s in a name? Britain’s rudest places – This Britain, UK – The Independent — I’m sure someone traveling from Cockington to Balls Green via Thong and Bitchfield will find this less amusing.
Two Examples
Wetwang
Wetwang is a Yorkshire Wolds village that sits on a busy main road along the coast. Debate surrounds the origins of its name; it means either “field for the trial of a legal action” or just “wet field”. Whatever the meaning, the name attracts so many sniggers that the late Richard Whiteley was bizarrely made the honorary Mayor of Wetwang, a title now held by the BBC Look North weatherman Paul Hudson.
Upper Dicker
Originally the site of a medieval trade centre (“dicker” means barter), Upper Dicker sits within sight of the South Downs near Polegate. Not the prettiest village (or name) in the area, the housing stock is a mixture of Downland vernacular and modern boxes, slightly blighted by a fast through-road. There’s a smattering of shops along the main road and the posh St Bede’s senior school is in the village. Lower Dicker is just down the road.
And the classic photo everyone takes:
Found by JMR.
The only thing better than living in Hugewankershire is occasionally visiting Tightwetvagina-upon-Tyne
Inya Largecrock
#1 – Hey you made that name up
I thought Dick Phitzwell was the mayor of Wetwang.
“Upper Dicker sits within sight of the South Downs near Polegate.” i think something moved just reading that.
Don’t forget Mumbles in Whales. Mumbles is Welsh slang for breasts and was named for a pair of hills across the bay from the town.
Another one for the rude column: In Kentucky, there’s a Big Bone Lick state park.
Also, although perhaps not rude, but certainly curious, there is Toad Suck Park in Arkansas.
Also on the list of strange place names is Monkey’s Eyebrow, also in Kentucky.
Newfoundland has to surpass England for weird names. Besides RBG’s contribution of Dildo, here are some others.
Jerry’s Nose
Nick’s Nose Cove
Come-by-Chance
Blow-me-down
Lushes Bight
Bumble Bee Bight
Ha Ha Bay
Run-by-guess
Bleak Joke Cove
Calves Nose
Nancy Oh
Little Looping Harbour
Snake’s Bight
Joe Batt’s Arm
Follow the link for some other names.