What’s in a name? Britain’s rudest places – This Britain, UK – The Independent — I’m sure someone traveling from Cockington to Balls Green via Thong and Bitchfield will find this less amusing.

Two Examples

Wetwang

Wetwang is a Yorkshire Wolds village that sits on a busy main road along the coast. Debate surrounds the origins of its name; it means either “field for the trial of a legal action” or just “wet field”. Whatever the meaning, the name attracts so many sniggers that the late Richard Whiteley was bizarrely made the honorary Mayor of Wetwang, a title now held by the BBC Look North weatherman Paul Hudson.

Upper Dicker

Originally the site of a medieval trade centre (“dicker” means barter), Upper Dicker sits within sight of the South Downs near Polegate. Not the prettiest village (or name) in the area, the housing stock is a mixture of Downland vernacular and modern boxes, slightly blighted by a fast through-road. There’s a smattering of shops along the main road and the posh St Bede’s senior school is in the village. Lower Dicker is just down the road.

And the classic photo everyone takes:

Found by JMR.




  1. chuck says:

    The only thing better than living in Hugewankershire is occasionally visiting Tightwetvagina-upon-Tyne

  2. eyeofthetiger says:

    Inya Largecrock

  3. Mike Hunt says:

    #1 – Hey you made that name up

  4. SJP says:

    I thought Dick Phitzwell was the mayor of Wetwang.

  5. andy says:

    “Upper Dicker sits within sight of the South Downs near Polegate.” i think something moved just reading that.

  6. MacBandit says:

    Don’t forget Mumbles in Whales. Mumbles is Welsh slang for breasts and was named for a pair of hills across the bay from the town.

  7. BertDawg says:

    Another one for the rude column: In Kentucky, there’s a Big Bone Lick state park.

    Also, although perhaps not rude, but certainly curious, there is Toad Suck Park in Arkansas.

    Also on the list of strange place names is Monkey’s Eyebrow, also in Kentucky.

  8. Mr. Gawd Almighty says:

    Newfoundland has to surpass England for weird names. Besides RBG’s contribution of Dildo, here are some others.

    Jerry’s Nose
    Nick’s Nose Cove
    Come-by-Chance
    Blow-me-down
    Lushes Bight
    Bumble Bee Bight
    Ha Ha Bay
    Run-by-guess
    Bleak Joke Cove
    Calves Nose
    Nancy Oh
    Little Looping Harbour
    Snake’s Bight
    Joe Batt’s Arm

    Follow the link for some other names.


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