And why does it look like there are three legs on the user, victim, passenger or whatever the hell that guy is doing in there? And given the apparent spot for another, where’s the fourth leg?
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I know it’s that brain wave combobulator thingy from Wallace & Gromit, err, no wait Danger Will Robinson, uhm no its a….
WTF is that thing?
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
remind me never to go to THAT hair salon
It’s driving me buggy!
Obviously, updated design based on the research of Wilhelm Reich.
It is a sex device. There is a woman sitting on a mans lap.
Osama?
Help Me
Help Me …
Shoe shine machine
I don’t have a clue, so it must be Art.
seems like a photoshopped image to me. Its a sorta like art which has no use or meaning but its there.
I think this is a new “bug vision” ride from Euro Disney. Oh yeah, what happened to the fourth leg? That only looks like half a person.
Personal Viewing booth? ? ? ?
Whatever it is, I’ll bet its Japenese
It’s a Mind Expander.
You can clearly see all four legs. The woman’s left foot is slightly hidden in the shadow of her right leg.
I think it is a member of the Lighthouse family
http://tinyurl.com/6bq364
It’s the cone of silence, ménage à trois style.
It’s the new airline passenger screening equipment.
It measures the mere thought of violence.
A new birth control device for non catholics.
Futuristic LAP DANCE MACHINE !!!
Whatever it is, Woody Allen thought of it first (or his writers did) in “Sleeper”. It’s an early Orgasmatron. They’ll get it right eventually.
Orgasmatron
# 21 The Monster’s Lawyer said, on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am
Orgasmatron
WINNER
hhahaha!!! this sure got me all cracked up and laughing!!!! Dvorak….you just rock dude! love your blog so damn very much! dont ever stop 😉
Who cares what it does?
How much is it?
and
Where can I buy one, what da heck, two?
After a little (make that a lot) of research, it’s a mind expander. From Ortner.at:
Here’s the single seat version:
It’s the 3G iPhone.
It’s an interocitor, of course. the triangular viewing screen must be hidden in there somewhere.
I am sorry # 25 hhopper, but you brought into an obvious CIA cover story here.
This is blatant CIA “window dressing” – Ancillary web sites used in a cover story or deception operation to help convince casual observers that the cover story they are observing is genuine.
My sources tell me the web site was put together by GAD – The Graphics and Authentication Division of the CIA, responsible for operational disguise and false documentation capabilities for the CIA.
Just between the two of us, the official purpose of the device is demonstrated here.
This video will self destruct 50 sec. after viewing it.
hhopper, do you know everything? Every time there’s a question of what something is or does you have the answer. Where is your temple located, I wish to worship-lol.
Maybe I should start passing the offering plate?