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And why does it look like there are three legs on the user, victim, passenger or whatever the hell that guy is doing in there? And given the apparent spot for another, where’s the fourth leg?




  1. Nitroneo says:

    I know it’s that brain wave combobulator thingy from Wallace & Gromit, err, no wait Danger Will Robinson, uhm no its a….

    WTF is that thing?

    EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

  2. eggman9713 says:

    remind me never to go to THAT hair salon

  3. It’s driving me buggy!

  4. Eideard says:

    Obviously, updated design based on the research of Wilhelm Reich.

  5. Personality says:

    It is a sex device. There is a woman sitting on a mans lap.

  6. brucemlloyd says:

    Osama?

  7. The Fly says:

    Help Me
    Help Me …

  8. green says:

    Shoe shine machine

  9. brian t says:

    I don’t have a clue, so it must be Art.

  10. zorkor says:

    seems like a photoshopped image to me. Its a sorta like art which has no use or meaning but its there.

  11. Jeff P. says:

    I think this is a new “bug vision” ride from Euro Disney. Oh yeah, what happened to the fourth leg? That only looks like half a person.

  12. Thinker says:

    Personal Viewing booth? ? ? ?

    Whatever it is, I’ll bet its Japenese

  13. bike4erc says:

    It’s a Mind Expander.

  14. Steve-O says:

    You can clearly see all four legs. The woman’s left foot is slightly hidden in the shadow of her right leg.

  15. Jess Hurchist says:

    I think it is a member of the Lighthouse family

    http://tinyurl.com/6bq364

  16. Ah_Yea says:

    It’s the cone of silence, ménage à trois style.

  17. Dallas says:

    It’s the new airline passenger screening equipment.

    It measures the mere thought of violence.

  18. qsabe says:

    A new birth control device for non catholics.

  19. JimD says:

    Futuristic LAP DANCE MACHINE !!!

  20. Glenn E. says:

    Whatever it is, Woody Allen thought of it first (or his writers did) in “Sleeper”. It’s an early Orgasmatron. They’ll get it right eventually.

  21. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Orgasmatron

  22. Gravitational Eddy says:

    # 21 The Monster’s Lawyer said, on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Orgasmatron

    WINNER

  23. dream_theater says:

    hhahaha!!! this sure got me all cracked up and laughing!!!! Dvorak….you just rock dude! love your blog so damn very much! dont ever stop 😉

  24. noname says:

    Who cares what it does?

    How much is it?
    and
    Where can I buy one, what da heck, two?

  25. hhopper says:

    After a little (make that a lot) of research, it’s a mind expander. From Ortner.at:

    The seat shell fixes two persons in a certain position. The lower seat allows one person to sit with their legs slightly open. The thigh of their right leg rests against a step forming the transition to a second seat area that is higher by the thickness of a thigh.

    A helmet-like balloon that is connected with the seat can be tilted over the heads of the two people seated. Their heads thus are enclosed a narrow cylindrical space that is covered by a glass-clear plastic dome above which a transparent balloon hovers. A series of lines and stamped-out shapes made of reflective foil are placed on both the dome and the surface of the balloon in such a way that, depending on whether you concentrate on the level closer or further away from you, the elements constantly overlay each other to form new patterns.

    Here’s the single seat version:

  26. you don't know me says:

    It’s the 3G iPhone.

  27. Michael_gr says:

    It’s an interocitor, of course. the triangular viewing screen must be hidden in there somewhere.

  28. noname says:

    I am sorry # 25 hhopper, but you brought into an obvious CIA cover story here.

    This is blatant CIA “window dressing” – Ancillary web sites used in a cover story or deception operation to help convince casual observers that the cover story they are observing is genuine.

    My sources tell me the web site was put together by GAD – The Graphics and Authentication Division of the CIA, responsible for operational disguise and false documentation capabilities for the CIA.

    Just between the two of us, the official purpose of the device is demonstrated here.

    This video will self destruct 50 sec. after viewing it.

  29. LtJackboot says:

    hhopper, do you know everything? Every time there’s a question of what something is or does you have the answer. Where is your temple located, I wish to worship-lol.

  30. hhopper says:

    Maybe I should start passing the offering plate?


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