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There is the danger factor, when a chick takes the bikini for a test run in the ocean. You look up salmon predators online, and up pop things like sharks, lamprey eels and 700-pound sea lions. Watching a woman emerge from the water with a big, sucking, lamprey dangling from her stomach is not a vacation highlight in my book.
But there just may be an upside. Salmon predators also include large, persistent birds who swoop from nowhere and won’t take no for an answer. “My God, Tiffany! That condor is pulling at your bikini – for your own safety, just let him have it!”
Wonder if she has any interest in, uh, fly-fishing?
Nice title, Eideard!
Now I’m ready for that Alaskan salmon fishing trip. But I refuse to make some snide remark about “spawning season” or “swimming upstream.”
Oh, the title is nice, but the tagline is even better. Generally we’re concerned with fly *tying*…. but I wouldn’t mind if she gave UNtying a try!
what’s that fish smell?
Let’s not get too googley-eyed over Eideard’s headlining skills. After all, “Salmon-chanted Evening” was the title of the Reuter’s article.
That being said, I wonder if the bikini is edible. Yum!
#4: It would be fun to find out, with cream cheese or a little wasabi.
mmmmm… Tasty. I like to eat salmon.
Mr happi beat me to the obvious fish joke. Damn you. 🙂
That’s a bad idea, when salmon is abundant the bears in the wild usually feed only the skin, the roe and the brains of the salmon because they’re the parts with the highest caloric content within the fish.
It’s already bad that grizzlies are endangered but to be starved to death because some idiot homo thinks women look prettier with fish skin bikinis is just plain wasteful.
Transdermal Omega-3 patches?
Saskatchewan Seal bindings is better.