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A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart.
The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman has been sentenced to three years’ probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February 2007.
The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol.
Darwin and sex at work…
Canadians should make war, not love???
Assault?==a threat or attempt to inflict offensive physical contact or bodily harm on a person (as by lifting a fist in a threatening manner) that puts the person in immediate danger of or in apprehension of such harm or contact====No.
Battery?== an offensive touching or use of force on a person without the person’s consent====No.
“If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”–or avoid the chance of a guilty plea and agree to a lesser charge.
Tom Lehrer said it best!!
The Masochism tango
http://tinyurl.com/6grd4u
I Got It From Agnes
http://tinyurl.com/68nbks
By all means yes !!! Stop these imbeciles from breeding.
This proves once again that Canadians are among the stupidest people in the world
#5, second only to the USA.
#5, 6 – actually it proves that drunks are the stupidest people in the world.
Wow!! I don’t think was what Darwin meant when he came up with the theory of sexual selection. It does open the possibility though for a great new melding of sexual selection with natural selection.
Ah_Yea, Tom Lehrer was really great!! I hope you’ve also listened to some of his other great songs, Who’s Next, Oedipus Rex, Werner Von Braun, etc.
#5-7, Stupid people come in all shapes, sizes, colors, creeds, nationalities, etc.
No group has a monopoly. The real shame is that natural selection works so slowly. Perhaps we need a large predator to thin our herd.
I see your oil and I’ll raze you water.
I’ve got all his stuff. Fun to listen to every so often!