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Theres more then one way to skin a cat!
[Comment deleted – Violation of Posting Guidelines. – ed.]
” When my tits are down to here, will you still love me? “
“What do you mean I’m in China?!”
The label says “dry clean only” ya bastard!
You were serious about that?
I swear by all thats sacred, you’ll pay for this, oh yes, you will pay.
So you want to be a opera star.
Well singing in the sink is where I can get a hand singing using my lungs with my belly muscles. No Feline Horror. I am always happy doing that. It’s so fun to sing in the sink because the tiles work as a echo chamber. I’d turn on the faucet so the water would run – I like that sound, it’s very soothing to me – and I’d play and I’d sing.
Unearthed today in Egypt’s Valley of the kings was the newly discovered mummified remains of Zunar-J5/9-Doric-47 (or “Jake” as he was commonly known). His remains have been dated back to before 1978 proving once again that Disney’s The Cat From Outerspace was DOA!
Tastes like chicken!
Yikes,,
Do the dog next!!!!!!
[Duplicate comment deleted. – ed.]
Preheat oven temperature to 375 degrees
Wash animal thoroughly before skinning
Note: I have two cats and love them dearly. Please no hate mail.
I do my own baths! You Bastard!!!
Mr. Bigglesworth baby picture.
Now ready to place in the guillotine
OMG!! I can’t believe you chose that wallpaper!!
Why you do this to me, Dimmy?
Waterboarding, I love Waterboarding!
How is it possible that nobody has pulled a LOLCAT yet?
I’M IN UR SINKZ.
SCRUBBIN UR DISHEZ.
You’d better get my harbls dry this time!
#17. LOL- I get it…..cats head spins around, spits pea soup.
I’m in ur sinkz, getting teh waterboarding. Do Not Want!!!
i tawt i taw a wet puddy!!!!???
i dwid!!! i dwid see a wet puddy!!!!
“Let me go or you’ll be arrested for kitty porn”
You put my retirement fund where Dvorak keeps his?????
Ack!
“What do you mean you’re out of cylon copies?”
Oh man! Thats the last time i make a bet with garfield
26. Actually, I was going for a picture of “Fleshy,” the identical hairless cat in the Monty comic but dang if the entire internet seems to have only one inadequate photo. What good is this internet-thing, anyway? Also, I detect funny stuff seems to lose something when there’s a lot of ‘splainin to do.