Seems that one person’s smut is another person’s morning latte. A Christian group out of San Diego has found grounds for outrage over the new logo for Starbucks Coffee.

The Resistance says the new image “has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute,” Mark Dice, founder of the group, said in a news release. “Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.”

The group, which claims more than 3,000 members nationwide, is calling for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant. Messages have been left with the company seeking reaction to the objections. The logo is a throw-back to what the chain used when it first opened in Seattle more than 35 years ago. The explanation for that initial log design is explained in the book “Pour Your Heart into It : How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time,” written by company founder Howard Schultz: “[Creative partner Terry Heckler] poured [sic] over old marine books until he came up with a logo based on an old sixteenth-century Norse woodcut: a two-tailed mermaid, or siren, encircled by the store’s original name, Starbucks Coffee, Tea, and Spice. That early siren, bare-breasted and Rubenesque, was supposed to be as seductive as coffee itself.”

Seriously? Should I have put up a NSFW in the headline? I hope no one loses their job over this…..




  1. compiledTom says:

    You guys have been played! That logo is 20 years old, and I doubt Starbuck’s is going retro.

  2. Jess Hurchist says:

    Run a google search for mermaid porn and there’s 389,000 matches.
    Just saying

  3. MotaMan says:

    Mermaid posing for Beaver shot, Whew that’s confusing.

  4. hhopper says:

    I guess this is the one the Christian group wanted:

  5. eyeofthetiger says:

    Silly Jesus. Starbucks is very hot! Suffer the suffering. Squirt and it smells like a brewer.

  6. Felspawn says:

    this is America, murder = good, boobies = bad

  7. Esteban says:

    I hope these Christians do boycott Starbucks. Less wackos in my local coffee shop.

  8. MotaMan says:

    $4.00 is not such a bad deal, you could go to work and look at tits all morning and there is nothing HR can say about it. They do need different girls however, maybe have a one for each day of the week.

    reminds me of “Married /with Children”

    “big uns”
    “Small uns”
    “pear shaped uns”

  9. The Warden says:

    Starbuck’s messed up. The graphic should have had her expressing her breast milk into the coffee.

  10. RBG says:

    Expresso.

    sorry

  11. Esteban says:

    #41, it’s espresso, with an “S”.

  12. anon coward says:

    that’s an old starbucks logo, not a new one

  13. Joel says:

    Stupid boycotts likes this makes me want to do the opposite. I’ll be stopping by my local Starbucks tomorrow to celebrate the boycott.

  14. fulanoche says:

    Coffee in the morning at home
    Giving money to SB
    seems dumber than gas in
    a car

  15. QB says:

    I never realized my coffee cup is a masturbatory aid. Let me guess what’s next: “frappucino is what teenagers call sex these days”.

    I guess asking for cream in your dark roast is right out as well…

  16. floyd says:

    I haven’t been going to Starbucks lately because their coffee tastes over roasted. Maybe I should start going there again just to tick off the fundies and prudes.

  17. Peter iNova says:

    The real question should be: Why adopt a less communicative logo?

    This new one isn’t ugly because it has nudity or split tail fish legs.

    It’s ugly because it’s just frikkin’ ugly. Busy, unbalanced. Hard to grasp visually at a distance. Dark. Uneven. Smudgy.

    Whoever put it up for adoption is a graphic doofus of the first order.

    And the person who okayed the new logo has a similar graphically challenged nature.

    Fire the Agency. Fire the boss.

  18. RBG says:

    42. Extaban. Here’s 50 cents. Now go phone your mother and ask her why 41-RBG was almost funny after reading 40-The Warden.

    RBG

  19. RBG says:

    48 Peter iNova

    I know you’re right about the logo. Starbucks knows you’re right. What you’re seeing here is an interesting bit of promotional manipulation. They think it more difficult to protest an ancient and more historically accurate siren depiction. The jump back to their original full-frontal logo is then made easy as a song.

    RBG

  20. Rekless says:

    Anyone watch Idiocracy???

    Well, the comments alone here scare the hell out of me!

    Ow, my balls hurt!

  21. Maleman says:

    Bleeding bleeding-hearts. I suppose they wish all males and females were without any genitals at all. OMG good job they were not raised in countries where a common sight is seeing breast feeding. They would probably say those woman are waving their breasts in the air to invite males for sex.

  22. the answer says:

    I thought this was the original logo when no one knew who they were. Not that it’s a good thing. Funny though the first job I ever had as a professional graphic artist was to draw a topless mermaid, but it was for a raw bar.

  23. TonyB says:

    To quote Tom Lehrer: “Filth, I’m glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder.”

  24. JimD says:

    “grounds for outrage” re: Starbucks – Weak Humor !!! Almost as bad as Starbucks OVER-ROASTED COFFEE – TOO BITTER !!!

  25. RBG says:

    52 Maleman. “…seeing breast feeding. They would probably say those woman are waving their breasts in the air to invite males for sex.”

    Publicly invite males for sex? C’mon. No one would be that crude.

    RBG

  26. Mr. Gawd Almighty says:

    I won’t be visiting Starbucks anytime soon. I just can’t justify paying $4 for a coffee that is no better than I can get at my local gas station’s store for 1/4 the price.

  27. Pavel says:

    wow I had no idea some Christians were so dirty-minded. I saw two tales not “legs spread like a prostitute”. ..to each his own i guess.


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