Nova Scotia News – TheChronicleHerald.ca
A psychiatric assessment has been ordered for a homeless man who dropped his pants in a Halifax courtroom Friday and invited the judge to perform oral sex on him.
Joel David Arseneau, 40, was being arraigned in Halifax provincial court before Judge Barbara Beach on two charges of breaching probation or court orders when he let his pants fall to the floor, displaying his underwear.
Sheriff’s deputies hustled Mr. Arseneau out of the courtroom. As they were taking him downstairs to the holding cells, they received word that Judge Beach was prepared to proceed with the arraignment as long as the defendant was willing to keep his pants up.
The judge adjourned the case until Monday and remanded Mr. Arseneau to the Central Nova Scotia Correctional Facility in Dartmouth for the weekend. Before he left court for the second time, Mr. Arseneau asked a clerk if she wanted to see his genitals. That earned him another quick escort out of the courtroom. On Monday, a doctor who visited with Mr. Arseneau in the cells recommended a psychiatric assessment of his mental fitness and criminal responsibility.
Haven’t we all secretly wanted to do this?
No. I’m a heterosexual.
RBG
[The judge was female. – ed.]
i think this homeless man found his meal-ticket.
Haven’t we all secretly wanted to do this? //// Well, not in Nevada from what I have seen.
As you might recall from Sunday Past:
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=17765#comments
No McCollough… I have, in fact, been very public and vocal in my invitations to authority to dine generously on my bulging love muscle.
I can see how the homeless guy got confused… I guess no one told him that you were suppose to wait for the judge to get off work, then meet him on the commons or somewhere around Citadel hill and do it there….
Has everone missed the homeless part of this story? This guy got a place to stay all weekend. This was a Halifax courtroom. Maybe he was tired of freezing off what he offered the judge.
#1. Unless his (the Judge) name is Barbara Beach, I dont see your point.
Did anyone else notice that the Foster’s ideal is missing a nipple? Are Aussies deprived or depraved?
[Wrong thread. – ed.]
#6 – This was a Halifax courtroom.
God damn them all
I was told
We’d cruise the seas
For American Gold
We’d fire no guns
Shed no tears
Now I’m a broken man
On a Halifax pier
The last of Barret’s Privateers
OhForTheLoveOf: Bet you wish you were in Sherbrooke now.
(I’d like to be Sherbrooke now, they do a really nice club sandwich in the dinner there by the historical town museum thing).
7 Sheesh, McCullough, isn’t it obvious enough? Okay, I’ll explain it slowly just for you, using small words so you can understand. I must learn how to read so that I don’t just assume the judge was male. Clear?
RBG
Red Pill Acid Test.com: This was a Halifax courtroom. Maybe he was tired of freezing off what he offered the judge.
Um, exactly how cold do you reckon Halifax is in May?
And are you one of those people who, upon getting your first passport (usually at the age of 45 or so) decide to an exotic trip somewhere ‘totally different’, you show up in Canada in July with a fancy new pair of ski’s on your car wondering where the snow is? 😀 😀 😀
9oftlo
Was that meant to be a comment on the state of heroic & inspiring Canadian songs?
Well, Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the Maintruck carried off both me legs.
Or the Judge?
She was broad and fat and loose in the stays
RBG
I estimate that what he said to the judge was “suck my dick”. I could be wrong, but if not, why do we always have to translate such things on a website with “uncensored” in it’s title.
#10 and #13 – Intended no commentary any deeper than to say, I have always liked this song.
In fact, it was through this classic Stan Rodgers track (covered at least twice by every men’s folk combo from Vancouver to Dublin) that I learned what a letter of marque was.
#14. Some people read the blog at work…I’m just sayin…..
Can you believe that Barret’s Privateers has it’s own Wikipedia entry?
I thought (before reading the story) that he told the judge to kiss his ass.
18, same. maybe when a hobo drops his pants and tells a judge to kiss his ass, it’s funny, but the other line is just disturbing.
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>>Sounds like my kinda guy! Oh well, I’m
>>off to an enema tasting.
Fuck this CAPTCHA nonsense. dvorak dot org slash blog should come up with some kind of way to prevent douchebags like you from posting using other people’s monikers.
Now, back to learing your ABC’s, son. Christ, you’re a disgrace to the family.
Hey, dvorak dot org slash blog editors, how about squelching this lame-ass who keeps posting stupid shit using my name!?!?
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>>Hey butt wipe, you keep posting stupid
>>shit using your name.
Jesus, you’re tiresome. Get a hobby, why don’t you?
“recommended a psychiatric assessment of his mental fitness and criminal responsibility.”
Say now… I’m surprised nobody else really picked up on the value of this.
Think: Monopoly, Community Chest, Get out of jail free.
Filed!
“[Its against posting guidelines to pose as someone else, and yes, we can tell – first warning – ed.]”
Yea, this aint the White House.
I haven’t heard you say anything about the man who has been impersonating an honest president for the last seven years.
“[Its against posting guidelines to pose as someone else, and yes, we can tell – first warning – ed.]”
Yea, this aint the White House.
I haven’t heard you say anything about the man who has been impersonating an honest president for the last seven years, Mr. Ed.
you’re right, this isn’t the white house. dvorak and the editors can run this site any way they wish.
Halifax is under 5 celcius many nights this week although it is much warmer during the day. There is also a great deal of wind which wouldn’t make a comfy sleep.