Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon…except for the buttons, prods and high voltage.
This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package…
The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch. In the Stun setting, you need only make contact with intended target via the 2 prods for an effective toxic shock rendering the victim disoriented, demoralized and embarrassed . When shooting in Zap mode, 2 extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 ft. of wire are expelled and propelled by compressed nitrogen. Electric current then passes to the body, where the probes attach to the clothing or bare skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation…
Don’t tase me, bro — uh, sis!
I’m speachless.
looks like the perfect companion to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1BUH9eXy18
How many places on the box do you think that they have to print, “Not for use as a tampon, do not insert into vagina”? Or words to that effect.
When I first skimmed the article I thought it was called the “Pink Stinker”. Nice.
So the marketing gimmick here is that the tazer will be easier to carry around because it looks like two tampons? Having gone through hundreds of womens purses looking for tazers, this would fool me.
Uh huh, that’ll sell.
I am sure that there is a woman somewhere who find inserting this thing a turnon, use it, become sterile or die and then the lawsuits begin.
I has hoping it was a gag for Hillary.
Now instead of the assailant thinking you’re pointing a gun at him, he’ll think you’re only pointing two tampons at him.
The outcome will no doubt prove much more positive.