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As man-of-the-world as I am, there are a few on this chart of fetishes that I’ve never heard of. Pushing the gas pedal on a car??? OK…

This ain’t even close to being SFW. It’s barely SFA (safe for anywhere) for a lot of people, so look at your own peril. I wonder if viewing forbidden things is a fetish on the chart. Let’s see…

UPDATE: I found an easier to read version to which someone has added a few more, ur, um, ‘activities.’


“Take a guess what I’m into.”




  1. billabong says:

    Bazooka Bras on MILFs.

  2. Rob Runner says:

    Inaacurate. My fetish is not up there. And it doesn’t even belong to any of the major categories.

    And I’m not teling.

  3. FRAGaLOT says:

    Furverts! I nearly died of laughter after seeing that! That’s so going into my vocabulary.

  4. Gern Blanston says:

    Chickens… Chickens… Chickens…

  5. Greg Allen says:

    How boring am I? Nothing on the chart appealed to me and most seemed either creepy or silly.

    … lingerie, maybe, but it’s not the lingerie itself that I like, only the woman underneath. Just a pile of lingerie does nothing for me.

  6. RA says:

    Many fetishes are missing. Several are mainstream and can easily be found on many porn sites.
    What makes me sad is my favorite fetish is not even listed at all…

  7. eyeofthetiger says:

    Pearl Necklesses?

  8. TheGlobalWarmer says:

    Looks like Al Gore’s psychological profile.

  9. Uncle Dave says:

    #8: It’s not what you think.

  10. RBG says:

    10 Uncle Dave. So that’s your photo?

    RBG

  11. Mister Mustard says:

    Catheterization? Penectomy? Oral engulfment? Who doesn’t love that shit?!?

  12. Uncle Dave says:

    #11: I’ve had a little work done since then.

  13. Now those are some hostile projectiles.

  14. QB says:

    Great picture. All you need now is a bathtub full of jello, a zorro mask, and some booster cables. Maybe a limber eskimo.

    But nothing kinky.

    Oh, and you have to say the safe word in latin.

  15. Ron Larson says:

    Jeeze… looks like the directory at an adult video store.

  16. networkedd says:

    embiggen?? Whats that about? “Click pic to embiggen” :S


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