Schallenberger waves to friends in court

A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

Ryan Schallenberger, 18, is cooperating with the bomb plot investigation, police say.

Prosecutors argued in a federal courtroom that the statements are an indication that 18-year-old Ryan Schallenberger needs a psychological evaluation.

The straight-A Chesterfield High School senior was arrested April 19 and faces several state and federal charges, including attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction. That charge carries a possible life sentence if he is convicted.

He got straight A’s. Helluva guidance counselor.




  1. bobbo says:

    #62==Mustard, good, you would exercise your independent autonomy based on what you think is good and right. I’m with you there.

    Now you die and go to the gates of heaven and St Peter says you ain’t getting in because you violated gods direct request of you. So, off to hell you go. Now==HYPOTHETICALLY==if god did that, what would you think of him, in that eternity of hell you will have to do so?

  2. Mister Mustard says:

    #63 =-==–= Bobster -=-===-

    I’d be pissed. But hey, I’m willing to take the chance.

    If it doesn’t work out, I guess *I* will be the one buuuurrrrrnnnning in an everlasting lake of fiiiiiiire, huh?

  3. bobbo says:

    #63–Mustard==thats my only point. You take comfort believing in a tyrant.

  4. bobbo says:

    Cracks me up. I’m watching a foreign film with subtitles called “Transylvania”. Current scene is a priest doing an exorcism==but no subtitles.

    I guess gibberish is gibberish in any language.

  5. Mister Mustard says:

    Not a tyrant, Bobbo. A loving God.

  6. bobbo says:

    #67–Mustard==eternal hell in a lake of fire is not loving.

    But congratulations, you avoided getting stupid 3 questions longer than my brother in law.

    Unrelated to the above, the explanation I heard in a different context that is argument proof is that the YOU that you experience, your consciousness, is put one aspect of your soul, that soul currently separated from god.

    When you die, YOU are reunited with your whole soul and floats up to heaven. When in the presence of god, you/soul and god are in complete harmony with all answers and understanding complete, harps in the background.

    That’s what I believe.

  7. Mister Mustard says:

    Bobbie, I am ONLY FUCKING KIDDING about the buuuuurning lake of fiiiiiiiire.

    Jesus Christ, man. Get a grip.

  8. bobbo says:

    #63–Mustard:

    Now you die and go to the gates of heaven and St Peter says you ain’t getting in because you violated gods direct request of you. So, off to hell you go. Now==HYPOTHETICALLY==if god did that, what would you think of him, in that eternity of hell you will have to do so?

  9. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #48 – >>Then we have a big fucking deal.

    If I ever do any of the things you mention, OFTLO, make sure and tell me, won’t you?

    If YOU ever do any of those things, I’ll lose my enduring faith…

    …in the greater good of humanity.

    I know you have a special love-resistant trenchcoat on all the time and that’s why you can’t feel the love… but I count you as one of the good guys.

  10. Mister Mustard says:

    #70 – Boboli. GET A FUCKING GRIP. You are cut ‘n’ pasting from your own previous messages.

    If you can’t talk me to death with original material, please STFU.

  11. bobbo says:

    #72–Mustard==you said you were kidding, so shouldn’t we go back and give you the opportunity to answer seriously?

    Here it is again. If you don’t want to answer it, that’s fine.

    “Now you die and go to the gates of heaven and St Peter says you ain’t getting in because you violated gods direct request of you. So, off to hell you go. Now==HYPOTHETICALLY==if god did that, what would you think of him, in that eternity of hell you will have to do so?

  12. Mister Mustard says:

    Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, Bobski! Wtf is up with you?? Do you just badger someone until the throw up their hands and run away??

    I said I’d be fucking pissed, and that’s what I meant: I WOULD BE FUCKING PISSED.

    It was the buuuuuuurning laaaaaaake of everlasting fiiiiiiiire that I was kidding about. Everyone knows that hell is an underground cave, with flames, and a guy with pointy horns, a tail, and a trident.

    I don’t worry too much about heaven and hell. In the 12-step program of life, I just take it one day at a time.

  13. bobbo says:

    #74–Mustard, so now you are in hell for eternity. I take it you are still kidding about hell, so its transcendental qualities remain undescribed, but you are still pissed.

    Ok, now, again, that’s all I’m point out–you take comfort from believing in a tyrant. Why?

  14. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #74 – Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, Bobski! Wtf is up with you??

    That’s what I’ve been asking…

    Do you just badger someone until the throw up their hands and run away??

    Is that what I have to do?

  15. bobbo says:

    #74-#76–Wtf is up with you??

    I just follow a conversation where it goes. When somebody answers and say they are kidding, what is the best response? End the discussion, start a new one, go back and try to get a serious response? I did end the discussion and got asked to restart it. New discussions are started on new threads. So I go back and try to get a serious response. What option am I missing?

    OFTLO–good one. Makes the whole thing worthwhile.

  16. Mister Mustard says:

    >>you take comfort from believing in a tyrant.

    Not a tyrant, Boboli. A loving God.

    Will you please knock it the fuck off with the Sunday school shit about pearly gates and St. Peter? Why do you continue to persecute me for the sins of religious kooks? Why not badger me about kosher Jell-O, or eating shrimp scampi instead of prime rib on Fridays? How about Muslim suicide bombers? Am I responsible for them too?

    And OFTLO, in the hierarchy of badgering, Boboli is a Black Belt. You’re barely a toddler, looking through the foggy windows of the dojo. Wax on, wax off.

  17. Mr. Gawd Almighty says:

    #76, OFTLO,

    RE #74,

    You should also roll your head back and forth, hang your tongue out, and half scream AAAHHHHH as you are running away with your hands in the air. Wiggling your hands a little completes the effect.

    It’s a fundy thing.

  18. bobbo says:

    #78–Mustard, you have me totally confused. You are maintaining a set of private reference points and definitions not used in common discussion about religion.

    That’s ok. Just another expression, passive aggressive or delusional as it may be, that you don’t want to talk about it.

    Why not just be direct about it? I do enjoy your posts on other subjects, so I’ll drop all aspects of religion with you.

    We all have much to learn from one another when there is a wilingness to share.

  19. Mister Mustard says:

    Boboli, YOU have ME totally dazed and confused. I truly have no idea wtf you’re talking about.

    I have my beliefs, you have yours. Do we have a problem here?

    The only time I pipe up on this unending topic is when the inevitable God-bashers on dvorak dot org slash blog begin with their “anybody who believes in God is a fucking mor(a)n, a pedophile, and probably has syphilis and/ or gonorrhea” schtick.

  20. bobbo says:

    #81–Mustard==what you describe might happen less often if when asked to explain your position you didn’t respond just like a moran.

    I am anti-theist. If god did exist, I would contest his power and notions of goodness. In my view, he is nothing but a powerful tyrant. This idea well understood but you play games with the concept of heaven/hell/eternity/judgment.

    I have no real interest after the first 2-3 failed forays into discovering what secret language you need to hear to engage your idealogy.

    If you agree that humans is some way deserve eternal damnation, then I think you and your god are simply wrong.

    If you think that there is no hell for all human beings, then you have a religious belief out of the mainstream and not practiced by any Xian church I have heard of.

    As before–or what option(s) am I missing?

  21. Mister Mustard says:

    >>If god did exist, I would contest his
    >>power and notions of goodness. In my
    >>view, he is nothing but a powerful
    >>tyrant.

    God, grant Bobbo the serenity to accept the things he cannot change.

    You’ve done it again, Bialy-obo. You’ve talked me to death. I’m running away, screaming “ARRRGGHH”, with my eyes bugging out, like a fundie flake ready to speak in tongues.

    Mission accomplished.

  22. bobbo says:

    #83–Mustard==the straight talk express rolls on, empty. One lone conductor looking to punch non-existent tickets.

    Yes, your congregation of like minded/speaking souls will feel all the more comforting. You’re welcome.

  23. Mister Mustard says:

    Bobo, you wouldn’t recognize the straight talk express if it ran over you. I think you need a good night’s sleep. Try some valerian root tea, or maybe some melatonin pills. Sheesh.

  24. 888 says:

    #81
    quote:
    “anybody who believes in God is a fucking mor(a)n, a pedophile, and probably has syphilis and/ or gonorrhea” schtick.
    /quote

    they DO, don’t they?

    BTW: “moron”, not “moran”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron_%28psychology%29

  25. Mister Mustard says:

    >>BTW: “moron”, not “moran”

    Get with the program, Spawn of Satin.

  26. bobbo says:

    #87–Mustard

    Just for grins I went to
    http://www.urbandictionary.com

    to look up moran and I came across:

    1. musterbate

    To sit idly and think.
    “That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision.”

    It doesn’t include blogging. How strange.

  27. 888 says:

    How about “Mustardbation” – as in Mister Mustard’s theological crap on dvorak?

  28. Mister Mustard says:

    >>How about “Mustardbation”

    How about you get stuffed, Spawnie?

  29. 888 says:

    Keep mustardbating, Mustard!
    Dont go off topic, it is verboten 😉

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