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KINSHASA (Reuters) – Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. “I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said.
“But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said. “It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
Chuckle.
That happened to me after 24 hours in Kinshasa==and all I did was drink beer at the hotel bar. Quite attractive women, good dancers. Spoke English and French. They did use their magic on me, but it worked in reverse.
Everyone happy all around.
Whaddya mean, victim? That guy is HUGE….
Funny how something like this goes on in Congo and we read it and laugh, yet in places like Iraq or Iran or Afghanistan, it’s called Religious oppression. Thank God The Republic of Congo doesn’t have enough oil to justify invading them over this.
If that guy held his dick with three fingers when he peed, he would get two fingers wet.
ROTFL @ #4
“No, it was tiny all along.” Sheesh. Talk about insecurity.
I saw the witch doctor and he told me what to do, he said
oooh eee, oooh aah aah, bing bang walla walla bing bang……….
AAAAAAAALVIN!!!!!!!!!!!
ahh, ya babe, really, I used to be hung like a horse, but, ahh, a witch stole it!
Protect the Family Jewels (this is too funny) they’ve made a game out of this! You have to keeps jewels away from witch doctors http://www.fyrebug.com/?p=5736 & fyi it’s completely G rated so you can view it from your office. you gotta try it.