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Ah yup! That there rabbit is going to run.
I hate explaining about grandpa beaver…
Another D.U. making fun of ‘country folk’
Jason took every opportunity to improve his skill as “Canine Orthodontist.” Going thru their third set of uppers, his dogs were happy with the attention, but still not with the results.
Presenting, your three candidates for president.
Is Pa gonna take us hunt’n?
Whistle much?
Sample family portrait used everywhere below the Mason Dixon line. Ma on the left, Pa on the right and tonight’s poke in panic in the middle.
Duke, did you fart?
George, Dick, and Condi
Hello, my name is Bubba and this is my brother Bubba and my other brother Bubba.
Redneck, Red, Redneck Rex, & Redneck Rover; The 3 best hunting dogs East of the Mississippi.
As long as what you’re hunting doesn’t move very fast.
Brothers Earl, Earl, and Earl !!!
Charles, Camilla and Q.E. II
Looks like 3 California Code Pink protesters. Male or female? – too hard to tell.
South Korean geneticists successfully breed dogs with Senator Byrd’s DNA.
– Look, there’s Dick.
– You know who Dick is?
– Look, that must be him.
(shotgun blast)
Actually we all have Walt Disney to blame that just because people have their front teeth sticking out, they are stupid & poor country folk.
The Rednecks have been trying to live that down for over fifty years now.
Yet, I see 4-5 yr olds in the city sucking their thumbs (causing the problem) or with a Suce (pacifier?).
Oh what fun I had with my two kids getting them to ditch the pacifier at around 15 months.
As a parent you have to be real creative.
They’s four of us when we went hunt’n. We didn’t like his perty teeth.
The Dixie Chicks release their latest album cover.
[Har! – ed.]
Thanks #19 I needed to fall laughing out of my chair today..
Scientists find proof that canines get long in the tooth.
1 Miss West Virginia and court…..That was mean
2 Dogs, all of them.
Sure wish Family Services would raid our compound …
Hi! My name is Larry.This is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl
Movie Title: “The Other Bowles Girl”
Starring: Sean Penn as Prince Charles and Tracy Ullman as Camilla Parker Bowles.
“Well Red, I guess you win the spittin’ contest”
“Billy! The dog has my dentures again!”
I absolutely refuse to caption the photo.
[What? Caption the photo or else… – ed.]
Looking at the big version I think the most accurate discription would be “my first photoshop”.
The effect looks marginal in the small pic, doesn’t hold up in the larger pic at all.
George, Neil, and Jeb