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#31 – Hahahahahahaha… Winner!
The 3-headed dog from Harry Potter at the retirement home.
Uhhh.. Hi. I’m Bob and this is my brother Bob and my other brother Bob…. uhyuk!
I didn’t think he’d choose us over her. He never did like an ultimatum. An old tomato, I’ve never hearf it put quite like that Roscoe. We got our house back Jed, let’s just enjoy the moment and watch her fade in the sunset.
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Takeout Chinese is delicious, but you are just hungry again an hour later, and there are lasting side effects.
You sure have a perty mouth!
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth …
Which way did he go…
Which way did he go..
Uh, huh, Uh, Huh…
Hey ralph…
do you smell that??
Ya, Joel.
lets go find it, and see if we can place our Nose up its butt..
“Ya know, Condi, I think Dick here has the right idea. Bomb the hell out of ’em and declare victory. Mission accomplished. Somethin’ like that. It’s what the ‘merican people need. To feel good about bombin’ the crap out of dad’s sworn enemies. And, Dick’s buddies at the Hal will make a ton o’ money. Don’tcha see? It’s a win win for us in a couple a months!”
–Recently found video of a White House Meeting, circa 2002.
After 80 consecutive hours of exposure to conservative talk radio the experiment had to be halted when test animals began to display symptoms of profound genetic regression. Researchers have have christened the phenomenon as “The Deliverance Effect”.
Disappointed, Carl, Elmer and Jake had their braces removed.
Three British hounds prepare for the hunt.
“The canine unions have been stumping for inclusion of dental coverage”
“The Clinton’s take some time off the campaign trail to pose for a family portrait”
“Efforts to clone liberals have not been entirely successful although the clones did show signs of improved intelligence.”
“doo da doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooooo…..
doo da doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooooo…..”
Banjo from Deliverence.
Do I have something Stuck in my teeth??
Hey Bill,
You still getting Radio off those teeth??
Is it true that peoples pets look like their owners?
Laugh, assholes. Your time is coming to an end, and then we get to be dominant species. ARF ARF, muthafucker.
Hello and welcome to another exciting adventure with the Cranky Geeks. I’m your host John C. Dvorak. To my Right, the Co-Crank, from pcmagcast.com, Sebastian Rupley. And on his left, the co-founder of PodShow, Adam Curry.
Sadly, Alpo’s “Chitlins ‘n’ Biscuits” marketing campaign was a total failure.
Dang, Joe Bob! The Chinese have recalled our teeth!
(True story)
James was their daddy.
#54, Momma Hill,
And the apple don’t fall far from the tree.
We love ya Momma Hill!!!