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He said: “I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate.” The first meteorite fell on his house in November last year and since then a further four have smashed into his home. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, never when there are clear skies. He said: “I did not know what the strange-looking stones were at first but I have since had them all confirmed as meteorites by experts at Belgrade University. “I am being targeted by aliens. They are playing games with me. I don’t know why they are doing this. When it rains I can’t sleep for worrying about another strike.”
This story reminds of the Park Ranger in Virginia who was struck by lightning 7 separate times and survived. If I were this guy, I would find a nice cave.
He should buy a lottery ticket.
Since when did aliens start throwing meteors at annoying humans?
Those people who attract meteorites (and lightning) are obviously cheesing off the great Spaghedeity. Stop it!
I suggest he paint a target on his neighbor’s roof.
Can we get him to move to Crawford, TX?
#5. Or Wash. DC….something about 2 birds, one stone.
“there is no other explanation that makes sense. ”
Occam’s Razor has dulled
His magnetic personality?
Oh yes I can just see travelers from light years away with there giant slingshot.
Thomas Pynchon is not amused.
I can’t think of any other explanation myself. Maybe clever trickery, but what are the chances compared to aliens?
RBG
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time – thanks!!!
I wonder what the average space meteor brings on the market these days? He might be looking at a very lucrative next career.
I’ve been using a tin foil hat to divert asteroids, meteors and comets. Works well against tractor beams, mind control waves and government wiretaps. He should try it too.
He collects meteorites then hoaxes their collision with his property and plays it up to get attention. I’d say that’s slightly more likely than his explanation of aliens — considering the evidence at hand.